What is our president doing with Ursula von der Leyen? Only wrong answers please

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1. Discussing the last pilotta game they had earlier.

2. This is clearly a staring contest

3. Carefully constructing a rebuttal on why pallouzes is superior to gotterspeise.

4. theyre sharing sheftalia recipes and considering whether it is necessary to soak the pana or not

5. He’s mansplaining how politics works in Cyprus

6. Sit down power slapping. Looks like it’s Ursula’s swing.

7. Κουκλα θες χαλουμόπιτα;

   Να παμε στις Φοινικουδες για καφε (Imho η ποιο ωραία αστικη περιοχη στην Κυπρο που ειδα)

8. Planning to invade Peru, but of course.

9. They are playing that game where you rest your hands on top of your opponents hands and they flip their hands over to smack yours before you can react and pull them away.

10. They’re taking communal shits, in some Sochi style communal toilets.

    [sochi Olympics weirdness ](https://www.eonline.com/news/508161/let-s-talk-about-the-toilets-in-sochi-and-other-hilarious-complaints-about-hotels-at-the-olympics)

11. They’re talking about where they’ll go for drinks tonight.

12. Brought her coffee from Zorbas and now he is explaining why he forgot the loukanikopita.

13. Discussing which Pokémon is the strongest.

14. Rota tin an epsithiken to halloumi

15. She is being persuaded by him that Cyprus coffee is good.

16. plays tavli/tavla without tavli/tavla

17. She’s trying to persuade him into doing cock and ball torture.