“General Armageddon” Fired by Putin Breaks Silence after Attending Church

by JeffCook78

4 comments
  1. Did he attend church in a coffin after some window related incident?

  2. He breaks his silence with “no comment”! Good reporting!

  3. „A senior Russian politician said in July that Surovikin was ‚resting.‘“

    Owner: No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.

    Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

    Owner: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

    Mr. Praline: The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.

  4. Newsweek…gack!

    Here, let me help. This is the “meat” of the article. “Novye Izvestia reported on Tuesday that it had spoken with Surovikin outside a church in the Moscow region.
    “I serve the fatherland. No more comments,” Surovikin reportedly told the news outlet, which published a photo of the general during his visit to “one of the churches near Moscow.”

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    More trash reporting and click bait titles.

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