> A New Jersey electrician who is running for a seat in the State Assembly admits he once smeared poop on the doors of a day care center ― and he says it’s Barack Obama’s fault.
>Joseph Viso Jr. is a Republican candidate for the 36th District, but, as the New Jersey Globe notes, he has a lengthy criminal record that includes federal and state convictions on drug and gun charges and a history of financial issues.
I once couldn’t get an erection while trying to have sex with my girlfriend…because of Obama. /s
The English language doesn’t get any more poetic than dookie stained doors.
“He told the Globe that he later cleaned up the dookie-stained doors. “
This should be an AI-generated headline.
Obama shit my pants.
Smear campaign
Thanks Obama.
I just asked Obama, he confirmed that he *did* actually make this guy smear feces on a daycare center. Thanks Obama!
The republican standards for blame:
Obama
Hillary’s emails
Hunter Biden’s laptop
Didn’t they do this in the Capitol too? What is it with Republicans and smearing their shit on walls?
>“I was a young man. It was a horrible time, and I made a mistake,” Viso, 52, said. “Obama came into office the year before.”
>That would make Viso about 39 at the time, an age when most people have learned not to smear poop.
That checks out.
Damn, GOP is full of cowards.
The party of personal responsibility….is all about blaming someone else. Anyone else. For their own direct, bizarre actions.
It’s crazy how deep Obama is embedded in their minds. Just absolutely living there rent free for the rest of time apparently
It’s simply astounding the extent to which Obama triggered racists in this country, and just how many of them there truly are.
I can’t imagine what it would take for me to do that. Yet, it seems to be becoming a Republican calling card. (Edit: this was in 2009 so he was avante garde, really)
>After the investigating officer told Viso there was video evidence of his poop-smearing, he apologized and said, “I’m not proud of what I did.”
Never mind, he *apologized* and didn’t even double-down on his asshattery. He’s a RINO, at best.
“I was sick fighting cancer, and I got myself in trouble,” Viso told the Globe. “I had to sell my pain medications to pay for my health insurance.”
If only there was someone that was trying to create a system where people didn’t have to do this.
I love the picture of Obama they got for this. It’s perfect. You can just see the “you wait just one damn minute, how is this MY fault?!?” written in his face.
Rampant mental illness in the USA.
Omg the GOP is trying to revamp the “Thanks, Obama” genius catchphrase that everyone, including Obama, made fun of? Lmao they love self owning. It’s fun to watch.
Holy fuck is it that easy?
I blame W. for my DUI!
…did that work?
Good grief. From the article:
In 2013, Viso was charged with possession of heroin and served seven days in jail.
In 2014, Viso was charged with possessing a sawed-off shotgun near a school, possessing a gun while committing a crime and multiple drug offenses.
In 2016, Viso pleaded guilty in a federal court to one count of conspiracy to distribute methylone and was sentenced to three years of probation.
“But those crimes aren’t as gross as the one he was charged with in 2009: smearing fecal matter” on the door handles and locks of a children’s day care center because of a parking dispute.
I think Trump has found his running mate.
“Obama was President so I had to smear poop on a Daycare” definitely sounds like Republican behavior.
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> A New Jersey electrician who is running for a seat in the State Assembly admits he once smeared poop on the doors of a day care center ― and he says it’s Barack Obama’s fault.
>Joseph Viso Jr. is a Republican candidate for the 36th District, but, as the New Jersey Globe notes, he has a lengthy criminal record that includes federal and state convictions on drug and gun charges and a history of financial issues.
I once couldn’t get an erection while trying to have sex with my girlfriend…because of Obama. /s
The English language doesn’t get any more poetic than dookie stained doors.
“He told the Globe that he later cleaned up the dookie-stained doors. “
This should be an AI-generated headline.
Obama shit my pants.
Smear campaign
Thanks Obama.
I just asked Obama, he confirmed that he *did* actually make this guy smear feces on a daycare center. Thanks Obama!
The republican standards for blame:
Obama
Hillary’s emails
Hunter Biden’s laptop
Didn’t they do this in the Capitol too? What is it with Republicans and smearing their shit on walls?
>“I was a young man. It was a horrible time, and I made a mistake,” Viso, 52, said. “Obama came into office the year before.”
>That would make Viso about 39 at the time, an age when most people have learned not to smear poop.
That checks out.
Damn, GOP is full of cowards.
The party of personal responsibility….is all about blaming someone else. Anyone else. For their own direct, bizarre actions.
It’s crazy how deep Obama is embedded in their minds. Just absolutely living there rent free for the rest of time apparently
It’s simply astounding the extent to which Obama triggered racists in this country, and just how many of them there truly are.
I can’t imagine what it would take for me to do that. Yet, it seems to be becoming a Republican calling card. (Edit: this was in 2009 so he was avante garde, really)
>After the investigating officer told Viso there was video evidence of his poop-smearing, he apologized and said, “I’m not proud of what I did.”
Never mind, he *apologized* and didn’t even double-down on his asshattery. He’s a RINO, at best.
“I was sick fighting cancer, and I got myself in trouble,” Viso told the Globe. “I had to sell my pain medications to pay for my health insurance.”
If only there was someone that was trying to create a system where people didn’t have to do this.
At times like this, all I can think of is [Billy Madison](https://media.tenor.com/1S_GOqoeFmwAAAAC/billy-madison.gif).
I love the picture of Obama they got for this. It’s perfect. You can just see the “you wait just one damn minute, how is this MY fault?!?” written in his face.
Rampant mental illness in the USA.
Omg the GOP is trying to revamp the “Thanks, Obama” genius catchphrase that everyone, including Obama, made fun of? Lmao they love self owning. It’s fun to watch.
Holy fuck is it that easy?
I blame W. for my DUI!
…did that work?
Good grief. From the article:
In 2013, Viso was charged with possession of heroin and served seven days in jail.
In 2014, Viso was charged with possessing a sawed-off shotgun near a school, possessing a gun while committing a crime and multiple drug offenses.
In 2016, Viso pleaded guilty in a federal court to one count of conspiracy to distribute methylone and was sentenced to three years of probation.
“But those crimes aren’t as gross as the one he was charged with in 2009: smearing fecal matter” on the door handles and locks of a children’s day care center because of a parking dispute.
I think Trump has found his running mate.
“Obama was President so I had to smear poop on a Daycare” definitely sounds like Republican behavior.