GOP Colleague Shares Wild Matt Gaetz Rumors Floating Around Congress

by Rock-n-roll-Kevin

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  1. > “And there’s a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: because we had all seen the **videos** he was showing on the House floor—that all of us had walked away—of the girls that he had slept with,” Mullin continued. “He would brag about how he would **crush E.D. medicine and chase it with energy drinks so he could go all night**. This was obviously before he got married.”

    L O L

  2. He hasn’t said more than 20 words to the guy. Gee how useful the republican party is.

  3. Oh boy. Here comes the “high school level drama.”

    This won’t end well for Matt.

  4. Watching the death of the republican party in real time is so satisfying.

  5. Here’s Reddit broadcasting RUMORS. Fell for the trick that ya think this is “news”.

  6. “GOP colleagues share dictionary words that they just discovered.”

    Please, stop sharing fascist news. I really don’t care what a child-fucker thinks about my country. Just let thier Qanon-adjacent dumb asses fall off the flat earth.

  7. P!Cture yourself 0N a b0at in a R1VER. With tangerine tr335! And marmalade skieś.

  8. Cool. They going to get rid of him? Or keep merrily putting up with it like they’ve been doing for like 10 years?

  9. What could be wilder than the active investigations?

  10. They all know what Gaetz did but have been sitting on for leverage instead of calling him out when it mattered.

  11. The retaliation has begun. If you take a shot at the King don’t miss.

  12. Republicans own the dysfunctional government. Even their so called moderate views benefits only the rich. Their support for Russia should be a deal breaker for any American.

  13. “I don’t think Markwayne Mullin and I have said 20 words to each other on the House floor.”

    Hey Markwayne Mullin! Check out these videos of these high school girls I fuck!

    14 words.

  14. Matt gaetz is a chibi variant of a marvel snap card. Like red skull but not anywhere as cool but definitely has similar goals

  15. I think the best and most revealing part about this is Gaetz clearly using “Thoughts and Prayers” completely insincerely, in a way that highlights that he is aware of how empty and dismissive it is.

    Hope someone calls him on it on the next mass shooting, presumably sometimes next week.

  16. What are they going to do? They spent the last decade so surgically carving out ultra-safe GOP districts. This is what happens. This is what happens when the only election that matters in a district is a primary that brings out the fringe element of your party. Tough titties. They’re stuck with him. Probably won’t even be able to primary him out. Oh well.

  17. Ugly young Jack Nicholson about to have his bragging catch up with him, finally.

  18. Ohh Gaetz is getting Cawthorned right now. You hate to see it, well hate is a strong word, maybe it gives you the happy giggles.

  19. Love how Gaetz’s rebuttal ends with “Thoughts and prayers.” They’re basically admitting that that phrase means “Fuck you.”

  20. oh fuck he used tots and pears, wonder if Gaetz knows he’s being used as a pawn

  21. Well on the bright side he also demonstrates how shallow and meaningless “thoughts and prayers” is.

  22. Let’s hear more about that shady boat purchase where a large amount of money went missing.

  23. Hold up.

    There’s a whole-ass senator named Markwayne and I’m just finding this out now????

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