Father in law watches all episodes on Christmas Eve every year. I will if I’m there, top show.
I quote that show more than any other I think
‘Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans’
Where are people watching it nowadays? I lost my dvds and I can’t find a good stream anywhere
GET BACK YOU BASTARD! I’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!
Have quite a few quotable moments with this…The Wind Beneath my Wings came on the radio the other day, the ‘just wait til I get you upstairs’ on the stairlift scene, ‘come get yer black bin bags’ whenever that tune come on, ‘I’m getting the word….nonce’ obviously.
Absolutely love this show!
Timeless.
“A powercut and a singalong with Combat 18”
Belting mate one of me favs,
“Oh overalls! If I’d known that! I woulda just driven it out the showroom!”…
“That horse is pissed… quick, someone get it a kebab” 🤣🤣
Out of interest, is there any particular known reason why Dave Spikey completely fell off TV?
After Phoenix Nights he went on to be an original team captain on ‘8 out of 10 Cats’ opposite Sean Locke but he basically vanished after that (replaced by Jason Manford), not even appearing on many standup, panel or variety shows (think I’ve seen him as a talking head on a couple of those shitty Channel 5 ‘Top 40 Biscuits’ type shows though)
“Hey presto, Sammie snake!”
Come get your black bin bags
They’re on offer till december
Come get your black bin bags
They’re long and black and slender
Heavy duty black bin bags
No matter what your gender
Heavy duty black bin bags
If you’re bi or straight or bender
Shabba!
Independent bar owner here…. 3 years in. Phoenix Nights is my operating manual
Pull off into paradise
I’m getting the word….NONCE
Keith Lard, proven innocent fire safety expert, deserves a shout.
“laugh or burn, take yer pick”
Chorley FM. Coming in your ears.
Phoenix Nights > The Office
Stranraer?!
I know who you are! Who are ya?
**HAND DRYER NOISES**
… covered in piss.
Bloody love it
*Hand dryer sounds*
“Covered in piss…”
Every Christmas.
And it’s quoted DAILY
“Rubber burns? Wasn’t he a Scottish poet?”
IT’S THE PHOENIX CLUB,PULL OFF INTO PARADISE.
“I ordered The Matrix, not Das Boot!”
Have you got two of my builders singing acapulco?
Rose for the lady? “Fuck off”
Send the buggers back, send the buggers back.
God loves ya, Brian.
Does he? Funny way of showing it
CATCH THE MOON! CATCH THE MOON AND BRING IT BACK!!!
He’s brought em, n he’s dropped em!
He’s Jerry the berry, Perry…. He’s Jerry the berry!
“You’re spelling it wrong! YOU’RE SPELLING IT WRONG!!… PISSKICK?! WHAT’S A PISSKICK? FUCKIN’ PSYCHIC… TIT!”
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Father in law watches all episodes on Christmas Eve every year. I will if I’m there, top show.
I quote that show more than any other I think
‘Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans’
Where are people watching it nowadays? I lost my dvds and I can’t find a good stream anywhere
GET BACK YOU BASTARD! I’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!
Have quite a few quotable moments with this…The Wind Beneath my Wings came on the radio the other day, the ‘just wait til I get you upstairs’ on the stairlift scene, ‘come get yer black bin bags’ whenever that tune come on, ‘I’m getting the word….nonce’ obviously.
Absolutely love this show!
Timeless.
“A powercut and a singalong with Combat 18”
Belting mate one of me favs,
“Oh overalls! If I’d known that! I woulda just driven it out the showroom!”…
“That horse is pissed… quick, someone get it a kebab” 🤣🤣
Out of interest, is there any particular known reason why Dave Spikey completely fell off TV?
After Phoenix Nights he went on to be an original team captain on ‘8 out of 10 Cats’ opposite Sean Locke but he basically vanished after that (replaced by Jason Manford), not even appearing on many standup, panel or variety shows (think I’ve seen him as a talking head on a couple of those shitty Channel 5 ‘Top 40 Biscuits’ type shows though)
“Hey presto, Sammie snake!”
Come get your black bin bags
They’re on offer till december
Come get your black bin bags
They’re long and black and slender
Heavy duty black bin bags
No matter what your gender
Heavy duty black bin bags
If you’re bi or straight or bender
Shabba!
Independent bar owner here…. 3 years in. Phoenix Nights is my operating manual
Pull off into paradise
I’m getting the word….NONCE
Keith Lard, proven innocent fire safety expert, deserves a shout.
“laugh or burn, take yer pick”
Chorley FM. Coming in your ears.
Phoenix Nights > The Office
Stranraer?!
I know who you are! Who are ya?
**HAND DRYER NOISES**
… covered in piss.
Bloody love it
*Hand dryer sounds*
“Covered in piss…”
Every Christmas.
And it’s quoted DAILY
“Rubber burns? Wasn’t he a Scottish poet?”
IT’S THE PHOENIX CLUB,PULL OFF INTO PARADISE.
“I ordered The Matrix, not Das Boot!”
Have you got two of my builders singing acapulco?
Rose for the lady? “Fuck off”
Send the buggers back, send the buggers back.
God loves ya, Brian.
Does he? Funny way of showing it
CATCH THE MOON! CATCH THE MOON AND BRING IT BACK!!!
He’s brought em, n he’s dropped em!
He’s Jerry the berry, Perry…. He’s Jerry the berry!
“You’re spelling it wrong! YOU’RE SPELLING IT WRONG!!… PISSKICK?! WHAT’S A PISSKICK? FUCKIN’ PSYCHIC… TIT!”