Putin claims Prigozhin’s plane crashed because the Wagner leadership got drunk and/or high, then set off hand grenades during the flight. Seems legit, definitely no further questions about that incident, we can all move on

by Orcasystems99

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  1. Wow, I can’t even start with all the stupid falling out of boot’s mouth.

    AT the same time, little boots did the world a solid by killy piggy.

  2. I dont know who is more stupid. Putin for thinking people will believe this shit or Priggy stopping the insurrection cause Putin said “trust me bro, all is forgiven”

  4. I thought the plane collided with Santa’s sleigh, good thing “Shorty” Putin cleared things up.

  5. Putin added his usual lies, so that’s basically confirmation he had Prigozhin killed.

  6. We have investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong, move along, or get a free trip to Siberia.

  7. Ah yes, I always make sure to pack some hand grenades if I go out to drink heavily. You never know when they might be useful. A robber may mug you on the streets, kaboom baby!

    Or you lost your carkeys, breach and clear.

    Or you simply want to play hot potato.

  10. Putin is amazing, I love him. Trump wins in America….then we have some really great leaders leading the planet. At last! Leaders to believe in and adore. Kim Jon Un, President Xi….finally we have leaders with wisdom and strength. The world is better for men like these. 👍

  11. Everyone knows it was a bunch of male models playing with gasoline and someone lit a cigarette.

  13. What no one’s started the conspiracy that it was It was hunter biden’s dong yet? It has fantastic ground to air capability I hear.

  14. I thought it was confirmed it was shot down by military AA?

  15. Wellll obviously its true… those windows were to small to jump out of…. so it was not suicide… and there were also none of Putins men on board to throw them out 😎😎😎😎

  17. It isn’t a serious attempt at an explanation, it’s a brash warning to anyone else thinking of a coup.

    The joke used to be “Don’t cross Putin or you’ll end up going out a window”. Well – an airplane window is now the ultimate expression of that.

  19. Wow I just hate it when that happens. How many times have I had to say, Stop playing with hand grenades during the flight!! Wait till we land!

  20. Is it possible to know something is utter bullshit yet surprisingly plausible at the same time?

  21. Probably 99.99% bullshit, but seeing those wagner videos doing stupid shit i think there is a microscopic chance for this to be true lol.

  22. I thought this was too crazy to be true, and there were no twitter replies from self proclaimed Russian speakers, so I ran it through an AI translate. It sounded too stupid to be true, even by Russian standards.

    > I know there is probably a question hanging in the air about what happened to the company’s management and so on, but we know about the plane crash, the head of the Investigative Committee reported to me just the other day that fragments of hand grenades were found in the bodies of those killed in the crash.

    > There was no external impact on the airplane, this is an established fact, the result of the examination conducted by the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation.

    > But, the investigation is not completed, yes, unfortunately, the presence of alcohol or drugs in the blood of the dead, the examination was not conducted, although we know that after the famous events in the company in St. Petersburg, the FSB found not only ten billion.

    Wow. He could have made up literally any lie, and went with “they were juggling hand grenades” – lol.

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