Man who took crossbow to ‘kill Queen’ given 9-year sentence.

by BupidStastard

11 comments
  1. Honestly, this story is strangely funny, AI girlfriend, Sith lord outfit, a crossbow, the offence of treason being dusted off, and what an epic fail it was.

    Should have gone with a sponge and a rusty spanner.

  2. Weird why they went after him with treason instead of the multitude of other charges. Something fishy..

  3. I’m honestly surprised he wasn’t given a hospital order.

  4. Sounds like this boy needs some therapy rather than a jail stint but hey ho

  5. I immediately thought on reading this headline “Isn’t the Queen already dead?”. Then I remembered. New queen.

  6. 9 years that’s far too long considering rape and also manslaughter rarely gets 5 years nowadays. It does sound quite sad and a mental health break, so don’t know how on earth the judge came to the conclusions that he acted did what he did before becoming psychotic. Also the AI encouraging him is a bit concerning, in that it can both replicate a real life conversation quite well and that there’s nothing that could make the AI aware that it’s going into dangerous territory.

  7. Imagine all that when she died mere months later.

    It was stupi to begin with, this just makes it comedy

  8. How has this fella not been sectioned? It’s bizarre that they deemed him ‘normal’ based on his behaviour

  9. My understanding of this is that he’s the first (and so far only) person in UK history to be charged with treason and remain alive…?

  10. Only 9 years? Good lord he should have been sent to the tower of London or the dungeons to be made an example of.

    *Sips my tea*

  11. Meanwhile, her son actually did follow through on his crime and fucked some kids and has so far received 0 years

Leave a Reply