Can’t help but feel that if you really want to get fired, there are more fun ways of going about it
This seems like something Project Mayhem would’ve put up as a billboard
I see someone assumes the printer will print even though someone used it to print cyan once a month ago.
I mean… you’d print maybe one ream before you ran out of paper, assuming you don’t want to babysit this to completion.
Unless you worked in the mail room…
Even bigger Easter Egg, click the box on the top left hand corner above the box with 1 and left of the box with A and skip the entire bit about selecting the whole spreadsheet
I’m old enough to remember gridlines being off by default
You can just do Ctrl+A and fill black.
Step 1: check
Step 2: check
Step 3: check
Step 4: check
Step 5: check
Step……shit, I should really read all the instructions before I start
Not thinking big enough here.
As per OP but instead of printing from excel, save the file then create a batch file called SackMe.bat with the following in it:
PRINT (path to spreadsheet)
SackMe.bat
Then run it and sit back while waiting for the print spooler/server to commit suicide.
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Can’t help but feel that if you really want to get fired, there are more fun ways of going about it
This seems like something Project Mayhem would’ve put up as a billboard
I see someone assumes the printer will print even though someone used it to print cyan once a month ago.
I mean… you’d print maybe one ream before you ran out of paper, assuming you don’t want to babysit this to completion.
Unless you worked in the mail room…
Even bigger Easter Egg, click the box on the top left hand corner above the box with 1 and left of the box with A and skip the entire bit about selecting the whole spreadsheet
I’m old enough to remember gridlines being off by default
You can just do Ctrl+A and fill black.
Step 1: check
Step 2: check
Step 3: check
Step 4: check
Step 5: check
Step……shit, I should really read all the instructions before I start
Not thinking big enough here.
As per OP but instead of printing from excel, save the file then create a batch file called SackMe.bat with the following in it:
PRINT (path to spreadsheet)
SackMe.bat
Then run it and sit back while waiting for the print spooler/server to commit suicide.