On the evening of Thursday October 5, a man was caught by police officers from the Briançon police station in the act of onanism in a horse pasture in the town.
According to our information, the incident took place in a small meadow between avenue Jean-Moulin and rue George-Bermond-Gonnet, not far from the town’s technical services.
A witness raised the alarm. A crew went to the scene and arrested the man, who was also masturbating horses”, said a source close to the investigation, confirming a report by BFM Dici. The man, who was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the incident, was taken into police custody for acts of sexual exhibition and sexual abuse of a domestic animal.
According to our confrères, the accused, a man of Slovak origin working abroad in Briançon, admitted to the acts.
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Don’t they have horses in Slovakia?
Is “Slovakia man” the new European version of Florida man or something?
Good old Slovakia
He mixed up Bojack Horseman with HORSEJACK BOO MAN.
The wish version of Florida man
I suspect foal play
Helping his uncle Jack off a horse
Wait, he was masturbating himself and the horses (plural) in the same time? What they just lined up while he had his own junk in his other hand?!
TIL the word onanism. Thank you guys.
Dat der is a two fisted European
Headline alone was a wild ride
Does it say whether the horses were males or females? The biggest part of me of me is revolted, but a tiny part wonders, never even thought about such technical issues before. How would you even start to think that this might be a good idea?
God forbid men have hobbies 🙄
funny,.. I am really interested in what laws are about this.