Today, Putin turns 71 and he doesn’t like acknowledging his age. Initially emerging as a young politician, he’s now three years older than Yeltsin was in 1999.

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1. As a birthday present, shove an ATACMS up your ass.

2. Fuck him. I hope someone has the balls to poison his bday cake.

3. Give him a cake with dynamite candles with trick fuses.

4. One year closer to death but I’m afraid he still has many years left unless he gets assassinated.

5. I am more interested in his date of death than his date of birth tbh

6. Happy birthday, fuck you! 🖕☠️

7. Isn’t this the age where opening windows might necessitate assistance from a younger hand?

8. I hope Ukraine give him some nice presents for his birthday.

9. I want to wish president penis head a warm may this be your last birthday, may you suffer excruciatingly and have a terrible torment over everything you have done.

10. I hope he gets a nice bust for his birthday present.

    🙂

11. Bitterness, dementia and diaper

12. He’s an authoritarian. Such folk need to portray permanence. Age counts against them.

13. Choke on your cake, fuckwit.

14. Any day now

15. At least Yeltsin had chronic alcoholism to blame for his stupidity. Putin has no such excuse.

16. To be fair Yeltsins medical age was about 120