I doff my hat to your sir for your speedy and accurate joke
Prove it, how many times do you fold it?
Well you are CluelessOnMostStuff!
Get one of these out it’s wrapping, then take a gherkin out of a jar. Then a dab of siracha mayo before you roll it up and pop it straight in your mouth.
Glorious
Plastic cheese is the best on burgers
It’s literally plastic.
Plastic cheese is excellent.
Lightly toast a Pitta bread, and cut it in half so you have 2 pockets. Butter the insides.
Fold a square of plastic cheese into a house shape, and put it point-first into one of the pockets. Do the same for the other one.
Microwave for 10-15 seconds so that the cheese has gone gooey.
Enjoy a delightfully processed snack.
These remind me of my childhood, so not gonna judge. Mum used to get them so we could make our own sandwiches without having to play with knives.
15 Cheesy Singles in your area!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
JUDGED
Hey I’m a cheesy single
15 slices of American cheeeeese
Arguably, the only food choice where the cheapest option is the best!
No judgement here, I love them too. I tend to go for the Dairylea ones though, they’re the top of the cheese singles world far as I’m concerned.
The only thing stopping me having them more often is the amount of plastic used, makes me feel a bit guilty having them so I limit myself.
And the dude wonders why he’s single?
I threw one of these on my sausage bacon and egg butties yesterday. Love em.
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I doff my hat to your sir for your speedy and accurate joke
Prove it, how many times do you fold it?
Well you are CluelessOnMostStuff!
Get one of these out it’s wrapping, then take a gherkin out of a jar. Then a dab of siracha mayo before you roll it up and pop it straight in your mouth.
Glorious
Plastic cheese is the best on burgers
It’s literally plastic.
Plastic cheese is excellent.
Lightly toast a Pitta bread, and cut it in half so you have 2 pockets. Butter the insides.
Fold a square of plastic cheese into a house shape, and put it point-first into one of the pockets. Do the same for the other one.
Microwave for 10-15 seconds so that the cheese has gone gooey.
Enjoy a delightfully processed snack.
These remind me of my childhood, so not gonna judge. Mum used to get them so we could make our own sandwiches without having to play with knives.
15 Cheesy Singles in your area!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
JUDGED
Hey I’m a cheesy single
15 slices of American cheeeeese
Arguably, the only food choice where the cheapest option is the best!
No judgement here, I love them too. I tend to go for the Dairylea ones though, they’re the top of the cheese singles world far as I’m concerned.
The only thing stopping me having them more often is the amount of plastic used, makes me feel a bit guilty having them so I limit myself.
And the dude wonders why he’s single?
I threw one of these on my sausage bacon and egg butties yesterday. Love em.
My nickname before I was married
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