“You see, the missiles were fired from Gaza which notably is not Tehran. Therefore we are innocent 😇 “
Oh ok
Oh okay
me thinks Putin taught Iran how to lies
Press “X” to doubt.
Well shit looks like we gotta keep investigating.
/s
Says a state sponsor of terrorism.
Phew,.
Did they have an update on the uranium enrichment too?
Hope we’re all good there
That’s funny because the Hamas held a press literally thanking Iran for their assistances.
That’s because my super hot girlfriend in Canada told them not to
I’m actually inclined to believe this simply because there’s a lot of evidence that the [Mossad agents in Iran are quite effective](https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/iransource/mossad-iran-tsurkov-spies-nuclear-program/) and so it follows Israel would have had intel about the planned attacks upfront. I’m also skeptical Iran could have helped in working out how to bypass Israel’s Iron Dome, but Iran sure does make for a good scapegoat.
I’m sure it’s not a popular opinion, but if Israel doesn’t make use of this world looking the other way for 5 minutes to glass the fuck out of Iran(military, leadership, and zealots)it will be a lost opportunity for the word to remove a painful thorn, and boon to other painful thorns like putler, poo bear, and the ever so delightful shitty haircut dictator.
I’m glad they cleared that one up with everyone. People were starting to wonder
*wink*
I smell a World War soon… China don’t be crazy next year
At this point I don’t care. I want Irans government gone and Hamas and anyone that wants to harm Israel gone
Well, Iran has such a great reputation for truthfulness and transparency. Said no one ever.
Nice reactor they are building there. It would be a shame if something happened to it on a Sunday morning with the wind blowing from the West.
Oh well since they denied it, I guess we should believe them! /s
Yeah, Tehran and Iran as a whole… Pillars of honesty. /s
EA UN mission says they were not involved in the making of FIFA
Oops, we realised we went too far and now we want out.
Time help the Iranians overthrow their government.
Big “We investigated ourselves and ultimately found ourselves not guilty” vibes
Liars gonna lie.
There you go. See, You were unnecessarily worried. They are busy beating their own citizens to coma. They don’t have time for this.
Iran as credible as Russia lately. Getting coaching perhaps?
What a bunch of lying cowards.
Hmm… There’s a video of the ISLAMIC republic MPs celebrating the attack.
I don’t think these semantics actually make a difference. Israel and the West are not going to declare war officially against Iran. However, whatever limits United States had placed on Israel’s covert bombing and assassination operations are likely going to be removed.
Iran plans to hold talks with Hamas leaders. How is that not being involved? Are you guys going to discuss your favorite football team?
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“You see, the missiles were fired from Gaza which notably is not Tehran. Therefore we are innocent 😇 “
Oh ok
Oh okay
me thinks Putin taught Iran how to lies
Press “X” to doubt.
Well shit looks like we gotta keep investigating.
/s
Says a state sponsor of terrorism.
Phew,.
Did they have an update on the uranium enrichment too?
Hope we’re all good there
That’s funny because the Hamas held a press literally thanking Iran for their assistances.
That’s because my super hot girlfriend in Canada told them not to
I’m actually inclined to believe this simply because there’s a lot of evidence that the [Mossad agents in Iran are quite effective](https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/iransource/mossad-iran-tsurkov-spies-nuclear-program/) and so it follows Israel would have had intel about the planned attacks upfront. I’m also skeptical Iran could have helped in working out how to bypass Israel’s Iron Dome, but Iran sure does make for a good scapegoat.
I’m sure it’s not a popular opinion, but if Israel doesn’t make use of this world looking the other way for 5 minutes to glass the fuck out of Iran(military, leadership, and zealots)it will be a lost opportunity for the word to remove a painful thorn, and boon to other painful thorns like putler, poo bear, and the ever so delightful shitty haircut dictator.
I’m glad they cleared that one up with everyone. People were starting to wonder
*wink*
I smell a World War soon… China don’t be crazy next year
At this point I don’t care. I want Irans government gone and Hamas and anyone that wants to harm Israel gone
Well, Iran has such a great reputation for truthfulness and transparency. Said no one ever.
Nice reactor they are building there. It would be a shame if something happened to it on a Sunday morning with the wind blowing from the West.
Oh well since they denied it, I guess we should believe them! /s
Yeah, Tehran and Iran as a whole… Pillars of honesty. /s
EA UN mission says they were not involved in the making of FIFA
Oops, we realised we went too far and now we want out.
Time help the Iranians overthrow their government.
Big “We investigated ourselves and ultimately found ourselves not guilty” vibes
Liars gonna lie.
There you go. See, You were unnecessarily worried. They are busy beating their own citizens to coma. They don’t have time for this.
Iran as credible as Russia lately. Getting coaching perhaps?
What a bunch of lying cowards.
Hmm… There’s a video of the ISLAMIC republic MPs celebrating the attack.
Oh and there’s this:
https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/iran-israel-hamas-strike-planning-bbe07b25
I don’t think these semantics actually make a difference. Israel and the West are not going to declare war officially against Iran. However, whatever limits United States had placed on Israel’s covert bombing and assassination operations are likely going to be removed.
Iran plans to hold talks with Hamas leaders. How is that not being involved? Are you guys going to discuss your favorite football team?