Good evening everyone and welcome to week 3[!](https://imgur.com/rUhZyq7)

There were flashbacks to CustardGate this week as Cristy nearly used Rowan’s dough for her custard creams!

This week it’s [Bread Week, otherwise known as *Dread Week!*](https://youtu.be/HVcK8fdRJN0?si=LUyuIXBJ1HNTEMaV&t=17)

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So, let’s see the contestants stats:

Baker | Observations | Hollywood handshakes 🤝 | Technical challenges won 🏆 | Star baker crowns 👑 | Week eliminated
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Abbi | Makes better custard creams than Tesco | – | 🏆 | – | –
Amos | Gone too soon | – | – | – | Week 1
Cristy | She is the saboteur | – | – | – | –
Dan | – | – | 🏆 | 👑 | –
Dana | – | – | – | – | –
Josh | Illusion biscuit master | 🤝 | – | – | –
Keith | Makes the messiest biscuits | – | – | – | Week 2
Matty | – | – | – | – | –
Nicky | – | – | – | – | –
Rowan | – | – | – | – | –
Saku | – | – | – | – | –
Tasha | Winner of the first handshake | 🤝 | – | 👑 | –

by meteoritee

50 comments

  1. ‘Shall I rod it?’

    Usually how I fix things too

  3. Rowan’s bread looks a little err… naff doesn’t it. 😬

  6. Shall I rod it?

    This and many other questions I ask myself at half one in the morning when only the unattractives are left

  11. Indie band name: Paul Hollywood & The Mahogany Fists

  12. God, there’s something so dystopian about adverts being premiered, isn’t there? I know it’s not exactly a new thing but every time I’m reminded of it I get a bit upset.

  13. Oh yeah, Nationwide have rebranded. I should change all their branding on our system at work.

  14. Dominic West in a Nationwide ad. Did he not get enough money from The Crown

  17. How do Nationwide get to claim they’re not closing branches when they demonstrably have been closing branches?

  18. There’s definitely not only five ingredients in some of those Jamie, you utter cock.

  20. How have we got to the point where we’re having advert premieres?

  22. Never thought I’d say that a national lottery ad would be sweet

  23. I could go orange and cinnamon bread toasted with a little bit of chocolate spread

  27. Paul just hacks into the bread like an animal, doesn’t he?

  34. Never heard of a Devonshire split but they look delicious

  39. Bake Off is nothing if not educational. I’ve learnt what so many baked goods are called.

    Devonshire Split! It’s called a Devonshire Split!

  45. Would like to see the sign interpreter sign the inuendos

  46. So far we’ve had tight buns and wrinkly balls, what next? 🤣

  48. Does the baking tray wafting technique actually work

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