National Insult Day: What are the best European insults?

by euronews-english

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  1. Recognising true greatness, we are collectively turning our heads towards the British

  2. I am a simple man, I really like Kurwa.

    If I have to go with French I will go with « mange-merde » (shit eater).

  3. If you want to swear with every disease known to mankind, look no further than The Netherlands.

  4. Bro I didn’t know the mother one…

    Cagati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi 👌🏻

  5. – He’s so tight that he still has his First (Holy) Communion Money;
    – He’s so tight that he wouldn’t give you the steam off his piss;
    – She’s so ugly that the nurse slapped her mother when she arrived.

    I love this one in school:

    >Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de cnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn

    May the devil make a ladder of your bones to pick apples in the Garden of Hell.

  6. I love “Ce n’est pas le crayon le plus aiguisé de la trousse”, in part because it translates well in other languages (not the sharpest pen in the box). For a 100% French insult, the best is “moule à gaufres” of course.

  7. >Many common insults revolve around cars and road rules, including Sonntagsfaher (a Sunday driver), revealing the German hatred for those who don’t act accordingly and drive too slow on their beloved Autobahn.

    It also includes not reacting within 0,1 seconds to a traffic light that turned green or blocking the “Rettungsgasse”…

  8. *vitut*

    You can use it anywhere, any-*****
    Unless you already know it, *you will get to know i*t.

    Finns are known to show best swears.
    *vitut* is definitely a national,yet internationaly available experession

    Still, do not try to gain acceptance just using *vitut* as a sudden wanna-be expression.

  9. A simple “fuck your mother’s dead relatives” usually does the trick here, if it gets boring simply keep the beginning “fuck your mother’s” and put whatever you want after it, this really encourages creativity

  10. Galician:

    *Lambecricas* “adulator” (literally pussy-licker)

    *Apirolado* ‘”dickhead; moron” (something alike *dick-ed)

    *A ti non che pariron, a ti cagáronche* (something such as “your mother didn’t give birth to you, she shat you”.)

  11. Da Bog da ti deca hodala unazad – may God make your kids walk backwards

    Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani – I fuck the first row at your funeral

    Da Bog da svi išli peške a ti se vozio – may God make everyone walk while you are being driven

  12. “Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère!”

    From The Matrix Reloaded.

  13. According to EuroNews it seems that we Catalans do not have insults… One I like is «cap de cony», cunt head.

    PS. I’ve googled «Chupe mantequilla de mi culo» and either it does not exist or it’s an Argentinian thing.

  14. European insults article without mentioning any Balkan countries.

    Ok.

  15. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  16. The dutch way is best

    Combine the following:

    One rare or deadly disease (the worse the better, no holds barred)

    One body part. The dirtier the better.

    Add ‘met je dikke hoofd’ for seasoning and bonus points if the disease matches the body part (aambeienaars)

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