Reportedly, a large patrol ship Pavel Derzhavin of the Black Sea Fleet blew up in Sevastopol today. It is unclear what happened exactly.

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1. Smoking accident again?

   Ivan never learns.

2. That’s a shame…

3. They didn’t need it anyway

4. “All according to plan”, and “nothing of consequence was lost”. /s

5. Did the front fall off?

6. It now identifies as transsubmarine.

7. OH NO!!! Anyway…

8. Huzzah! Good form!

9. Oh, but we know… 😁

10. Russian terror ship fucked itself.

11. Oh well

12. But, but, but that 1 Challenger!!!1

13. It missed its friends.

14. Kapten did meth and played around with handgranate?

15. Maybe it stumbled over a pipeline and sank. Poor ship.

16. It really makes you wonder what happened to the large russian patrol ship?

17. Please be true!

18. New diving wreck

19. Fell down the stairs…..

20. But really tho, how the hell did it fall out of 5th floor window?

21. Big big bada boom

22. 🤔 It was so full of itself … It was uncontainable! 🤣

23. Ukraine is clearly getting desperate — in the absence of any more capital ships or amphibious assault vessels, they have been forced to start taking out “large patrol ships.”

    The dwindling Russian Black Sea Fleet is going to cause a crisis for the Ukrainians. Soon they will start having to convert more Neptunes to ground attack. This is what happens when you are too good at your job, Ukrainians! You run out of targets.

24. Hmmm smoking or methane explosion because no toilet

25. > It is unclear what happened exactly.

    We don’t need to know *exactly* what happened, most of us have a general idea, and we care less about the “how” than the fact that there’s been a new promotion to submarine.

    Sevastopol is not a healthy place for invaders or their belongings. They know that, so why haven’t they left? Waiting for orders, I guess. People who make decisions on their own tend to fall out of windows.

26. Is this a Russian Warship?

27. The Russians needed to sink more of their own stuff to create a barrier against amphibious drones 🙂

28. How can you not support equipping Ukraine? These dudes are making wine out of water. Nobody expected them to last a week against Russia. Bravo! Keep that shit up. They are earning their freedom and their future is bright.

29. If it goes bang, then it doesn’t really matter 💪

30. Followed the Moskva, as in the Scorpions’ song?

31. Combat 🐬 training exercises comrade.

32. Smoking?

33. Kaboom !

34. 

35. Moskva is calling. Who will answer?

36. Nyet! Boaty McFuckface not exploded. Was just swamp gas from a weather balloon, trapped in a thermal pocket.

37. Can they still call it a ‘Fleet’ at this point?

38. Resupply ship for the moskov

39. Too bad reddit does not allow you to write a music clef and communicate via notes.

    I’ve got 9 notes, played on a bass, and everyone knows the tune, especially the Brits.

    And it’s being played for you, Russia.

40. With the loss of the Rostov on Don, they need to replace a sub. All very normal, standard operating procedure, nothing to see here.

41. It was somebody playing with a hand grenade.

42. It’s unclear what happened? No, not at all! Obviously, something very good happened!

43. A promotion to submarine

44. Floating Lada Blows Up