Middle one.
So I can lean back and also have one arm resting.
Though having said that – both of the wooden ones look filthy.
So maybe sit on the fence.
If I’m on my own, the far one. If there’s 2 of us, the middle one. If there’s more than 2 then the closest one.
Picnic bench with a massive dirty London pizza & garlic sauce with the wife 🤙😂
Then picnic table so I can feed my fat face while relaxing.
None of them would fit in my car
Im sitting on the fence with this one.
The one in the middle, it has the best view of the poorly maintained fields
The far one. I need a backrest but also I’m tall and sitting too low hurts my back more, so if the far one was taken I’d sacrifice the backrest first and go for picnic table, and the middle bench is last choice.
The top one looks nice but could be one that has loads of hidden splinters. So the middle would be safer.
Middle – roomy, comfortable, am I remembering a lost relative or just having my lunch? Either way, perfect
The farthest one – less chance of dealing with other people.
Whichever has the least amount of birdshit on it
Why did I pause my day, make the picture larger, examine each bench and attempt to make a genuine decision?
Middle, because.. middle 🤷♂️
The far one so i’m least likely to be near a screaming family with kids
Which one comes with free beer?
The one with the armrest.
Far away one but I will sit on the back rest with my feet on the seat
For some reason that’s how I’ve been conditioned to sit on benches
Am sitting on the end one, just seems the strongest. other than that knowing me be sitting more on the Fence.
Benchod
This is like choosing your starter Pokemon for old people
The one with the table so that birds can sit on it and I can feed them.
Middle, arm rests.
The picnic table, but I’m sitting on the table with me feet on the seat part
Middle.
Far one, it’s higher and easier to get out off by the looks of it, the middle one too low, near one too much of a faff
Not the picnic bench, because it’s facing away from the apparent view to the left that the other two are pointing at, so that leaves the one on the left, as it’s furthest from other people.
Centre looks most comfortable.
Trev’s seat in the corner…..
Madhymaka centre pocklinton?
Picnic
It’s got a table too, it’s clearly the superior bench
Middle. Arm and back rests.
The big chunky fucker
Right one. Sit on the table with feet on bench
Wooden one, curved seat to accommodate my rounded ass so I can sit there for longer
well, Cilla…..
Middle. Curved bum platform and some semblance of back support.
Pub bench! Cause pubs!
Middle. Nice curvature of the seat base for your bum.
Unless I’m eating, in which case I’m going for the picnic bench and praying nobody else comes along with food and tries to sit with me.
Middle one for the armrests and it’s a power move.
The one I can put my pint on
Sit on the near side of the picnic bench but facing the bench so I can feel something when I lean back
Far right so I can skin up
Middle of the arm rest
Closest one – tables are useful
They each have solid pros and cons, but for me probably the picnic table so I have somewhere safe to place my beverage
The one furthest away, because I’m tall and it looks more comfortable.
The one with the table so I can lean on it and I’ve probably got stuff I can put on it.
r/picnictableporn
The furthest one as people are less likely to try and speak to me.
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Middle one.
So I can lean back and also have one arm resting.
Though having said that – both of the wooden ones look filthy.
So maybe sit on the fence.
If I’m on my own, the far one. If there’s 2 of us, the middle one. If there’s more than 2 then the closest one.
Picnic bench with a massive dirty London pizza & garlic sauce with the wife 🤙😂
Then picnic table so I can feed my fat face while relaxing.
None of them would fit in my car
Im sitting on the fence with this one.
The one in the middle, it has the best view of the poorly maintained fields
The far one. I need a backrest but also I’m tall and sitting too low hurts my back more, so if the far one was taken I’d sacrifice the backrest first and go for picnic table, and the middle bench is last choice.
The top one looks nice but could be one that has loads of hidden splinters. So the middle would be safer.
Middle – roomy, comfortable, am I remembering a lost relative or just having my lunch? Either way, perfect
The farthest one – less chance of dealing with other people.
Whichever has the least amount of birdshit on it
Why did I pause my day, make the picture larger, examine each bench and attempt to make a genuine decision?
Middle, because.. middle 🤷♂️
The far one so i’m least likely to be near a screaming family with kids
Which one comes with free beer?
The one with the armrest.
Far away one but I will sit on the back rest with my feet on the seat
For some reason that’s how I’ve been conditioned to sit on benches
Am sitting on the end one, just seems the strongest. other than that knowing me be sitting more on the Fence.
Benchod
This is like choosing your starter Pokemon for old people
The one with the table so that birds can sit on it and I can feed them.
Middle, arm rests.
The picnic table, but I’m sitting on the table with me feet on the seat part
Middle.
Far one, it’s higher and easier to get out off by the looks of it, the middle one too low, near one too much of a faff
Not the picnic bench, because it’s facing away from the apparent view to the left that the other two are pointing at, so that leaves the one on the left, as it’s furthest from other people.
Centre looks most comfortable.
Trev’s seat in the corner…..
Madhymaka centre pocklinton?
Picnic
It’s got a table too, it’s clearly the superior bench
Middle. Arm and back rests.
The big chunky fucker
Right one. Sit on the table with feet on bench
Wooden one, curved seat to accommodate my rounded ass so I can sit there for longer
well, Cilla…..
Middle. Curved bum platform and some semblance of back support.
Pub bench! Cause pubs!
Middle. Nice curvature of the seat base for your bum.
Unless I’m eating, in which case I’m going for the picnic bench and praying nobody else comes along with food and tries to sit with me.
Middle one for the armrests and it’s a power move.
The one I can put my pint on
Sit on the near side of the picnic bench but facing the bench so I can feel something when I lean back
Far right so I can skin up
Middle of the arm rest
Closest one – tables are useful
They each have solid pros and cons, but for me probably the picnic table so I have somewhere safe to place my beverage
The one furthest away, because I’m tall and it looks more comfortable.
The one with the table so I can lean on it and I’ve probably got stuff I can put on it.
r/picnictableporn
The furthest one as people are less likely to try and speak to me.