You should try it, it’ll get you well oiled in no time
It’s not the usual coke, booze and lubricant trio, but whatever works for you I guess…..
Thanks for this – it reminded me I need to buy some car oil.
‘Oooohh…ladyboys’
It’s called a “Burning Sphincter”
I wouldn’t advise it. Not even the wankers on the site drink that.
Bloody hell they got the good stuff as well, nothing quite like a drop of the old Mobile 3000 super to hit the spot.
A liter of oil really costs £14 in the UK? Forgive me, not from your side of the pond. Seems ludicrous though.
“Northern delight”
Think it’s called a Lay-byboy.
Ah yes, a “Greasy Bastard”
The “well oiled” spesh
No lime? You can’t have a mobilcokekron without a lime.
One on the right takes the edge off, on in the middle helps digest meals, one on the left helps with constipation… Together, you’ll be unstoppable having a night out.
Reminds me of a guy I know that drinks brake fluid, reckons he can stop anytime.
Man, car, selected drinks and tinkering. Seems normal to me!
Father Jack special.
It’s called a dark and oily. It’s an acquired taste.
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You should try it, it’ll get you well oiled in no time
It’s not the usual coke, booze and lubricant trio, but whatever works for you I guess…..
Thanks for this – it reminded me I need to buy some car oil.
‘Oooohh…ladyboys’
It’s called a “Burning Sphincter”
I wouldn’t advise it. Not even the wankers on the site drink that.
Bloody hell they got the good stuff as well, nothing quite like a drop of the old Mobile 3000 super to hit the spot.
A liter of oil really costs £14 in the UK? Forgive me, not from your side of the pond. Seems ludicrous though.
“Northern delight”
Think it’s called a Lay-byboy.
Ah yes, a “Greasy Bastard”
The “well oiled” spesh
No lime? You can’t have a mobilcokekron without a lime.
One on the right takes the edge off, on in the middle helps digest meals, one on the left helps with constipation… Together, you’ll be unstoppable having a night out.
Reminds me of a guy I know that drinks brake fluid, reckons he can stop anytime.
Man, car, selected drinks and tinkering. Seems normal to me!
Father Jack special.
It’s called a dark and oily. It’s an acquired taste.