Dad comes home from a night away to find his front lawn has been stolen by tylerthe-theatre Tags:United Kingdom 10 comments The word “Lawn” doing some Olympic level heavy lifting there. Did him a massive favour to be honest, artificial grass should be banned. Anyone remember the ads, you know when you’ve been tangoed? I’m trying to pay attention to the story but I can’t get past the colour of this man’s face. Lawn? While I dont condone theft of course, it was his ‘outdoor carpet’ that got nicked. “You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around on the pipes!” “Hey, next time pay your bills” What’s the relevance of him being a Dad? If that happened to someone with no kids would it be ok? The stolen his plastic. That’s is literally rolled over the a piece of the earth. Ffs why is this a product. Astroturf is the tackiest, ugliest shit and I’ve never met anyone who likes it that wasn’t a cunt. This is wonderful news. I’m disappointed that there is no pic of him looking sad next to his bare piece of concrete. >A couple of meters of artificial grass >”Front lawn” Slow day at the Metro news desk apparently… Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The word “Lawn” doing some Olympic level heavy lifting there. Did him a massive favour to be honest, artificial grass should be banned.
“You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around on the pipes!” “Hey, next time pay your bills”
The stolen his plastic. That’s is literally rolled over the a piece of the earth. Ffs why is this a product.
Astroturf is the tackiest, ugliest shit and I’ve never met anyone who likes it that wasn’t a cunt. This is wonderful news.
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The word “Lawn” doing some Olympic level heavy lifting there.
Did him a massive favour to be honest, artificial grass should be banned.
Anyone remember the ads, you know when you’ve been tangoed?
I’m trying to pay attention to the story but I can’t get past the colour of this man’s face.
Lawn? While I dont condone theft of course, it was his ‘outdoor carpet’ that got nicked.
“You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around on the pipes!”
“Hey, next time pay your bills”
What’s the relevance of him being a Dad?
If that happened to someone with no kids would it be ok?
The stolen his plastic. That’s is literally rolled over the a piece of the earth. Ffs why is this a product.
Astroturf is the tackiest, ugliest shit and I’ve never met anyone who likes it that wasn’t a cunt. This is wonderful news.
I’m disappointed that there is no pic of him looking sad next to his bare piece of concrete.
>A couple of meters of artificial grass
>”Front lawn”
Slow day at the Metro news desk apparently…