**WARNING** Avoid this painter and decorator. Went on holiday and employed this guy to decorate our house for us but when we got back, we were shocked and disgusted. It was all Yellow.

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1. Nobody said it’d be easy

2. *guffaw*

3. I don’t know what’s worse: the fact it’s nearly 05:30 and I’ve spat tea over myself laughing or that I’ve got that fucking song stuck in my head.

   Well played 🤣

4. At least they work at the speed of sound.

5. You should’ve known it would be Trouble when you flew off in a Sky Fall Of Stars to Paradise, leaving him to his own devices.

6. Give me a ring. I will try to fix you.

7. ＊points at (yellow) door＊

   Get out.

   🤣