Nordkorea lässt nach der Ankunft eines US-Flugzeugträgers in Südkorea das Gespenst eines Atomschlags aufkommen

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1. Pretty sure that warship could sink NK by itself.

2. The boy who cried wolf *way* too many times.

3. New drinking game: take a shot for every time NK makes a nuclear threat

4. Riiiiight

5. Kim Jong Pakled.

6. NK wants to find out why we don’t have healthcare or education.

7. The only less credible nuclear threat than Putin would be Kim

8. Rocket man is feeling insecure.

9. Time to test our standard missile #3

10. Kim likes Dennis Rodman too much to actually attack the US

11. Bark bark goes the annoying yappy chihuahua

12. Apparently rocket man doesn’t know about the boomer circling around off his coast that would turn his country into glass.

13. They wouldn’t even be able to touch it

14. This is why they practice lobbing missiles into the ocean so much.

15. Those missiles would more than likely be heading towards Seoul, not a bunch of ships in the middle of the ocean.

16. So much war news these days. 2024 should be interesting.

17. Let’s get you back to bed grandpa.

18. Watch out America, North Korea has a ton of practice hitting the ocean with it’s rockets.

19. They would never hit it. They probably don’t even know where the carrier group is, and they wouldn’t be able to hit it. They move very fast

20. #ROCKET MAN AT IT AGAIN

21. I was getting worried for a little while. It had been a few days since Little Kim talked about nuking someone. Alas, all is well and back in routine.

22. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel!!

23. Little baby is rocking back and forth in his high chair wildly throwing his applesauce all over the place. He is all powerful!!

24. Idiot terrorists seem to be on a role lately

25. If it wasn’t for China the leadership in NK would have been replaced a long time ago.

26. It must be Thursday.

27. Would be nice to live to see them reunified as one country again, like Germany, just to see what kind of country they cook up.

28. NK is china’s slow fat cousin that you don’t really like but always shows up to thanksgiving.

29. ” Do-it.”- Emperor Palpatine

30. 1. NK fires missile (Zero hour) that disappears into the ocean
    2. A list of countries invade NK and replace the leadership (about 12 hours)
    3. So, by dinner, NK has a new leader

    I say go for it

31. What has more firepower?

    A whole Carrier Air Wing alpha strike? Or that Cruiser in the foreground with both VLSs packed with Tomahawks?

32. It only works if you have a WORKING nuclear missile….

33. Kim pissing in the wind as he always does.

34. Kim has absolutely zero desire to actually start a war beyond words. He’s enjoying a lifetime buffet of sex, food, comfort and luxury. An actual war would fuck all that up.