My boyfriend and I made the most classic British cake of all time last night

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1. School cake!

2. Been a while since ive seen them. He’s made then a decent size, I remember them being too thick sometimes. If they’re overly thick you just get a mouthful of dry sponge haha

3. These look sensational

4. Needs a custard bath

5. You better make some green custard to go with it.

6. Just needs a ladle of pink custard, delivered by a large, pissed-off looking woman in her 40s…

7. This must be an age thing. I have no idea what that is

8. From the thumbnail it looked like fried spam and cheese.

   Now I want fried spam and cheese 🙁

9. I’ve yet to find some school cake that is exactly like the ones from school. how is it that schools had the best cake around.

10. Did it taste as good as you remember it tasting?

11. That’s not battenberg 🙁

12. Is this Tottenham cake?

13. Chocolate concrete next?

14. You and your boyfriend make me sad.

15. These covered in luminous pink custard.

    School day memories.

16. What the fucking hell have you done to Mr Blobby, you monsters??

17. PINK CAKE FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL

    Now if i can get a ladle of thin pink custard as well please

18. Where did you get the recipe from? This looks incredible! Core memory unlocked.