I’m a big clumsy idiot and I smashed my wife’s new halloween mug from Sainsbury’s, and now they’re out of stock. I will pay handsomely if anyone has one of these they could send me.

by renfieldist

7 comments
  1. Halloween?? Looks more like a ..umm.. fertility mug.

  2. They show in stock if I want to get one delivered from my local store with a grocery shop, need some shopping anyway so I’ll check for you.

  3. Looks like sperm in a certain dark hole. 11/10 for design

  4. Where are you based? I could check my local Sainsbury’s to see if they have one if someone doesn’t already have one to send you

  5. It’s showing in stock when I just checked the website….

  6. Just leave the pieces in the cupboard and she’ll think a poltergeist did it.

    For added effect, leave a post-it note on the sherds with *Leave mine house* scrawled in spidery handwriting.

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