If only we could wave a magic wand to remove him from jaysus office. Shambles of a man

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  1. You’re aware this isn’t a genuine quote?

    Can’t get in to the palace of the kings anymore. Lack of staff because of COVID.

  2. He’s given us enough cringeworthy and ridiculous quotes to not need to make one up though.

  3. I think we all just need to put on our tinfoil shoes, tap our heels together and say three times “There’s no such thing as covid”

  4. Just so everyone is aware the riddles are:

    1. What is your name?
    2. What is your quest?
    3. What is your favourite colour?

  5. And after your 17th booster you’ll be allowed to go to the shops with the option of not wearing a mask as long as everyone else in the store also has had at least their 15th booster and displays it on their covid vaccination status facial display HUD, or optional armband.

  6. Stephen Donnelly ran in my constituency as Social Democrat and topped the poll. People wanted to send a big middle finger to FFG and sent Stephen to the top.

    The second he got into office he switched parties.

    Will never vote for him again.

  7. My name is Taoiseach Michael Martin the second. I was born 61 years ago. For 2 years I’ve ruled as Ireland’s emperor. But for all these months, I’ve never been the ruler of my own advisory council. I have seen the gates of Leo’s basement, beyond which no waking eye may see.
    Behold, in darkness a virus sweeps the land.
    This is the 3rd of January, the year of Collins, 2022. These are the closing days of the pandemic, and the final hours of my career.

  8. Remember when he was an idealistic social democrat. Before he got tempted by the dark side and joined the evil empire that is FF.

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