Mounting debt threatens Mike Pence’s campaign

by darkecologie

45 comments
  1. I thought not being qualified would threaten Mike Pence’s campaign

  2. Also threatening his campaign is being a boring sycophant.

  3. All that money spent renting the gop spine for a couple of days at a time, probably

  4. I honestly forgot he is still running. Why is he even running?

  5. Fiscal Conservatives losing control of their own budgets and finances once again

  6. For someone who was a radio personality, he is terrible in the debates.

  7. What happened to balanced budgets and fiscal responsibility

  8. He was never going to make it far in the primaries anyway.

    * Trump has turned the horde against Pence.
    * Pence has the personality of baptismal font hot dog water.

  9. I always wonder where the hell all this money goes to, the Iowa Caucuses are still 3 months away and these guys have already burned collectively probably a billion dollars and have not moved the needle in the polls since one of them decided to kick things off 2 years ago

  10. Also trump supporters threaten him too. But he’s to ascaredypants to talk about it.

  11. He should budget better, maybe give up avocado toast and fancy coffee, skip breakfast, that kind of thing. He also could hustle and learn a new skill, like coding or plumbing.

  12. Maybe he should try cutting back on buying Starbucks and avocado toast.

  13. Wow hes still hangin in there, forgot he existed for a while. It was so nice.

  14. He should ask his god for the $s. Oh right even his god thinks he’s a prick.

  15. No problem! Just ask Mother for more allowance. Or, sell your soul to the Devil one more time and a run with Donald Trump. A true “Christian” like yourself could rationalize it a second time, I’m sure.

  16. Is he that cringy fly-headed guy that said he had to admit he was sleeping with a teacher that was actually his wife that he calls mommy?

  17. If you were the VP and you are polling behind a tech bro billionaire whose entire campaign is “I want to dismantle the entire government” then perhaps it is time to drop out

  18. Lol, it’s not the debt that threatens his campaign, it’s the base of the Republican Party.

  19. It must be so humiliating for Pence to realize nobody gave a fuck about him when he was VP, and now that he wants to replace Trump as the candidate, people give even less of a fuck.

    The sheer number of maga base clowns who despise him for certifying the EC votes and the fact that they think he literally did NOTHING while Trump did EVERYTHING when they were in the White House makes this bid for the nomination such a hilariously pathetic long shot. The guy doesn’t have a shred of self-awareness.

    But I bet he’s prayin’ real hard all say long asking God to give him a sign, any sign.

  20. There’s a “twopence” joke in here somewhere, but he’s not worth the effort to figure it out.

  21. In all seriousness, what are these idiots gonna do? Run Trump from prison?

  22. Mike Pence has historically been very opposed to mounting anything.

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