Rep. Crenshaw Knocks Jim Jordan Speaker Supporters’ ‘High-Pressure Campaign’: ‘Dumbest Thing You Can Do’

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1. To my mind, thinking Jim Jordan ought to be speaker is considerably dumber.

2. This dude looks like the assistant to the main villain in a movie set in Future 1980s Corporate Dystopia New York.

3. It’s like when McCarthy tweeted to Gaetz “Bring it on.” They think being the biggest bully will make them win

4. Gym isn’t known for being smart.

5. This loser says he doesn’t hold grudges against people who voted for the coup since he wouldn’t have any friends anymore if he did.

   Did he not realize he acknowledged that all his friends are coup supporting traitors? Because I did.

6. The House is suppose to represent ‘the people’ and the last time I checked maga-republicans are the majority type of GOP so fucking let the dipshit have the gavel.

   Jordan will fail as a Speaker, the neocons will oust him as Gaetz ousted McCarthy.

7. Has anyone noticed since the 🍊there’s always a sense of urgency while these opportunities to grasp at power open. These 🤡 haven’t passed a damn thing for the average American, can’t govern and only serve the people grievance/drama.

   This high pressure campaign reeks of desperation, and a deep urgency not to govern….but for power.

8. Agreed but when the vote is Tuesday when you’ve announced your candidacy less than a week ago what do you expect?

   Hang up signs in the Capitol saying “Pick me!”

9. I don’t understand how eyepatch works. How is this patch able to stay in place?

10. Please give Gym the gavel and then everyone around him behave just like he has since entering congress. By that I mean shit can everything, act like a media blowhard and disrespect the leader at all times.

11. And then Dan Crenshaw made Pete Davidson apologize for it.

12. Dammit. I’m ashamed of myself. Crenshaw actually says smart stuff sometimes. He’s def not a Nazi, but still follows the party agenda too much for me.

13. And this coming from a guy with traumatic brain injuries.

14. Well how would you suggest he make up the 50+ votes he needs to get the cavel Captain Crenshaw?

15. At least we’ll get Jordan off House Judiciary.

16. Off topic, but it looks like Crenshaw’s eye patch is glued in place, or, maybe someone photo shopped a black patch over the space where his weird eye/hole is.

17. Dumbest thing? Make it so #2 💩

18. Might as well make someone’s dog Speaker, seems it would be easier to vote in and be more effective.

19. Wait, I thought Crenshaw was out of Congress.

20. Flip flop to the left Crenshaw. Good luck keeping that most precious seat you sat in

21. And this knows dumb!

22. How does the eye patch stay on?

23. Let them hang themselves

24. Well if it’s dumb he’s obviously going to do it.

    Besides, Jim Jordan is used to high pressure environments. Like high school locker rooms. And high school saunas. And high school… you know what, I’m just going to stop there.

25. Not sure why a ex Navy Seal is on the side of totalitarians?

26. He also said he would vote for him.

27. Thanks for the obvious, Flaccid Snake.

28. Does anyone else think he looks like an adult evil Morty in this photo?

29. Dr. evils number two?