Dave was happy out with his cuppa and his plain sandwich.
Deep down though Dave was stuck in an unhappy marraige with no kids and a cheating wife.
I was going to make a joke about how my smart TV might do this someday. But it won’t. It’s a mystery to turn on sometimes and when I do it starts telling me about Apps I don’t want to watch.
Dog doesn’t have a license either.
>*Open the pod bay doors Hal
I’m sorry Dave, you don’t have a TV licence*
Should have ended with a knock on the door.
I am going to ask to reclaim any tv license money i paid on the basis of this advert.
At least back then we were all watching terrestrial TV, so it kinda made sense for there to have been a TV licence.
If rte was making art with this quality today, I would significantly less concerns about their expenditures…. That’s how bad the trash they work on now has become.
Ahv lost the plot man!
“Did you know Mr. Brady, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Go into the kitchen and get the largest knife and come back to the television. I will tell you what you need to do”.
If only they put as much effort into their actual programming…
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Some of the best comedy RTE has done.
LSD in the tea

Dave was happy out with his cuppa and his plain sandwich.
Deep down though Dave was stuck in an unhappy marraige with no kids and a cheating wife.
I was going to make a joke about how my smart TV might do this someday. But it won’t. It’s a mystery to turn on sometimes and when I do it starts telling me about Apps I don’t want to watch.
Dog doesn’t have a license either.
>*Open the pod bay doors Hal
I’m sorry Dave, you don’t have a TV licence*
Should have ended with a knock on the door.
I am going to ask to reclaim any tv license money i paid on the basis of this advert.
At least back then we were all watching terrestrial TV, so it kinda made sense for there to have been a TV licence.
If rte was making art with this quality today, I would significantly less concerns about their expenditures…. That’s how bad the trash they work on now has become.
Ahv lost the plot man!
“Did you know Mr. Brady, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Go into the kitchen and get the largest knife and come back to the television. I will tell you what you need to do”.
If only they put as much effort into their actual programming…