the other side of me says “that would be the shitshow they deserve”
**MAGA Clown Show Season 2 Premier**
Airs on 10/17/2023 at 12:00pm
Jordan and the GOP subordinates try to fuck a football while Trump plays referee
There’s no way Gym should ever be Speaker but Trump loves him.
Why would they grow spines NOW?
After all their humiliation and groveling, why now?
I have a fantasy where, at one moment, moderate Republicans and democrats votes for their bipartisan nomination and every turns on Gym Jordan. The only vote he gets is from freedom caucus assholes
The biggest backfire would be if they vote for Jeffries
I have gorged myself on so much popcorn watching this…..but I’ll have another bag in the microwave at noon I guess.
Tell them to vote for Jeffries … it will be fun to watch 😂
Let me redescibe for everyone : a big poo poo turd shitted a poo turd and turded out some poo tirds
I’m doubtful.
I really do believe that Jordan’s gonna get it and I’m really hoping and happy to be wrong.
They back him. What they want is a deal that would give them more power like they did with Mccarthy.
MTG really liked having the gavel as a stand in. Matt the sex trafficking slime likes having outsized power.
It’s all about who gets to be at the top of the pile of shit.
Meagan!!! But your jacket though…
Can’t they just vote 15 times like with MCCarthy? Surely he could sell his soul….oh…wait…nevermind…
“Look, I felt good walking into the conference,” Jordan said on Monday night. “I feel even better now. We’ve got a few more people we want to talk to, listen to. And then we’ll have a vote tomorrow.”
That’s a lot of feels from the “fuck your feelings” crowd.
Please do 🤞
They’ll fold, just as they’ve done with Trump.
I don’t see Lori Chavez-DeRemer anywhere on that “no” list. Last I checked, she’s one of the most vulnerable incumbents from a district Biden won. I don’t know how she thinking backing Jim Jordan of all people is a good idea.
Until the vote(s) happen and Jordan is defeated, I doubt Republicans won’t just kowtow and get in line.
He’s going to be the speaker. It will be a total shit show.
Round one: No majority
It remains to be seen whether or not the bullying failed. I think we underestimate how many Republicans live in genuine fear of the maga base. A republican standing up and voting present is likely to have death threats in his inbox before lunch.
I am hoping but not expecting that enough Republicans have the will to hold out and not make a MAGA the speaker. Hell maybe they will just switch to be democrats and be done with the GOP.
They are like “we need to open the people’s house.” So that you can close it again in a government shutdown in a month? If they had their way the government would probably still be shutdown now. So give me a break with the “we need to get back to work” rhetoric.
I crave for a “when keeping it real goes wrong” skit with gym Jordan…
He lost 😄😄😄
If the GOP elect this guy, they are, without question, a seditious, terroristic organization. And the current thread holding back that certainty is very thin.
20 Republicans voted against a traitor, but worse, 200 voted for him.
Jeffries wins
As an Ohioan, this makes me happy. Fuck Gym Jordan
Thoughts and prayers ❤️
Womp womp, shit show at its finest
Why don’t they just make the temporary speaker the new speaker? At this point they just need someone who is tolerable, not even good.
Having him in line for oval office succession is a horrifying prospect
Gym is the poster creep for all the wanna be bullies.
Prediction : all of these Profiles in Courage will fold, and we will see Speaker Jordan by the end of the week via sheer attrition.
Jim Jordan is a firm believer in the saying “you catch more flies with honey” only he replaces honey with shit and marinates it vinegar
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Have to confess I am torn.
1 side of me says “thank goodness”
the other side of me says “that would be the shitshow they deserve”
**MAGA Clown Show Season 2 Premier**
Airs on 10/17/2023 at 12:00pm
Jordan and the GOP subordinates try to fuck a football while Trump plays referee
There’s no way Gym should ever be Speaker but Trump loves him.
Why would they grow spines NOW?
After all their humiliation and groveling, why now?
I have a fantasy where, at one moment, moderate Republicans and democrats votes for their bipartisan nomination and every turns on Gym Jordan. The only vote he gets is from freedom caucus assholes
The biggest backfire would be if they vote for Jeffries
I have gorged myself on so much popcorn watching this…..but I’ll have another bag in the microwave at noon I guess.
Tell them to vote for Jeffries … it will be fun to watch 😂
Let me redescibe for everyone : a big poo poo turd shitted a poo turd and turded out some poo tirds
I’m doubtful.
I really do believe that Jordan’s gonna get it and I’m really hoping and happy to be wrong.
They back him. What they want is a deal that would give them more power like they did with Mccarthy.
MTG really liked having the gavel as a stand in. Matt the sex trafficking slime likes having outsized power.
It’s all about who gets to be at the top of the pile of shit.
Meagan!!! But your jacket though…
Can’t they just vote 15 times like with MCCarthy? Surely he could sell his soul….oh…wait…nevermind…
“Look, I felt good walking into the conference,” Jordan said on Monday night. “I feel even better now. We’ve got a few more people we want to talk to, listen to. And then we’ll have a vote tomorrow.”
That’s a lot of feels from the “fuck your feelings” crowd.
Please do 🤞
They’ll fold, just as they’ve done with Trump.
I don’t see Lori Chavez-DeRemer anywhere on that “no” list. Last I checked, she’s one of the most vulnerable incumbents from a district Biden won. I don’t know how she thinking backing Jim Jordan of all people is a good idea.
Until the vote(s) happen and Jordan is defeated, I doubt Republicans won’t just kowtow and get in line.
He’s going to be the speaker. It will be a total shit show.
Round one: No majority
It remains to be seen whether or not the bullying failed. I think we underestimate how many Republicans live in genuine fear of the maga base. A republican standing up and voting present is likely to have death threats in his inbox before lunch.
I am hoping but not expecting that enough Republicans have the will to hold out and not make a MAGA the speaker. Hell maybe they will just switch to be democrats and be done with the GOP.
They are like “we need to open the people’s house.” So that you can close it again in a government shutdown in a month? If they had their way the government would probably still be shutdown now. So give me a break with the “we need to get back to work” rhetoric.
I crave for a “when keeping it real goes wrong” skit with gym Jordan…
He lost 😄😄😄
If the GOP elect this guy, they are, without question, a seditious, terroristic organization. And the current thread holding back that certainty is very thin.
20 Republicans voted against a traitor, but worse, 200 voted for him.
Jeffries wins
As an Ohioan, this makes me happy. Fuck Gym Jordan
Thoughts and prayers ❤️
Womp womp, shit show at its finest
Why don’t they just make the temporary speaker the new speaker? At this point they just need someone who is tolerable, not even good.
Having him in line for oval office succession is a horrifying prospect
Gym is the poster creep for all the wanna be bullies.
Prediction : all of these Profiles in Courage will fold, and we will see Speaker Jordan by the end of the week via sheer attrition.
Jim Jordan is a firm believer in the saying “you catch more flies with honey” only he replaces honey with shit and marinates it vinegar