Putin arrives in China, carrying nuclear suitcase

by Insightofficial-1423

20 comments
  1. I saw a clown at the circus, he had an absolutely identical briefcase, carrying bananas for monkeys

  2. He’s actually turning it over to Xi. Daddy makes those kinds of decisions now .

  3. Probably just filled with a bag old nuts, 3 copies of The Sims and some porno mags.

  4. Got to carry it himself as can’t entrust it to the navy any more. It would end up at the bottom of the sea.

  5. Russia trying to convince everyone that they actually spent the money to remain nuclear capable may be the funniest LARP ever.

  6. Written on clay tablets? Look at those men huffing and puffing with those cases.

  7. Maybe it contains a parachute in case his plane try to turn into a car, and a bottle of oxygen in case his boat try to turn into a submarine.

  8. Begging his overlord for some crumbs. Where’s your crown King Nothing?

  9. It’s probably the briefcase in which he carries his own shit.

  10. Ok and? He carries it like all the time. At most, Xi raises an eyebrow

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