Wayne Rooney was so obsessed with the Wagatha Christie trial he considered training to become a lawyer

by tylerthe-theatre

11 comments

  1. That would require an initial IQ greater than his current one…..

  2. It’s a brave move, footballer to lawyer.
    Just need to be careful not to mix up the terminology.

    Pro bono is no longer something you get at your mate’s birthday party.

  3. I think the people of Walker Morris were secure in their careers.

  4. I genuinely burst out laughing when I read the headline.

  5. Is he succeeds, Colleen needs to make sure he only has unattractive old secretaries etc in the vicinity.

    Hang on, I’ve not thought that through fully…

  6. Are those real people names? They sound like names made up for a murder mystery weekend. Professor Turtleback killed Wayne Rooney and Wagatha Christie must solve the case!

  7. >He regularly attended the daily briefings with Coleen and her lawyers, Paul Lunt and David Sherborne, where he would suggest legal arguments.

    I bet they loved that

  8. Pretty sure somebody with no GCSE’s would be primed to become a lawyer.

  9. It’d be easier for Wayne Rooney to become a Jelly Baby than a lawyer.

    He kind of looks like a shrunk down Jelly Baby.

  10. Paul Lunt added: “I’m not saying he is a modern day Columbo but certainly had we have given him a gown and a wig he was bang up for asking a few questions.”

    Not so much Columbo, more Potato.

  11. Honestly wouldn’t be odd to see some footballers retraining in law, they are young enough at retirement and have the cash to back themselves. Not the super rich like Rooney, but the lower league players who still need an income.

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