Took a stab at fancifying my beans, cheese and toast since the first one was so ugly… I present to you, bean juice and mustard reduction, toasted buttered Hovis shards, garnished with mixed greens and mature cheddar. I’m sorry.
Ah, fèves du lard avec pain du grille et fromage mûr.
Exquisite dish.
£16.50 all day.
I would let you do unspeakable things to me for thatb
Dont worry man…..youll find a job soon 👍👍
Gordon Ramsey is that you?
Tom Kerridge would be charging 20 quid for that
Cheese cut with a steak knife too. I like it.
Wow. Do you deliver?
Michelin star quality.
That is an abomination
I think you should pair this with a No. 10 blend aromatic loose-leaf infusion, tempered with a delicate splash of jus-de-vache and modestly sweetened with raw cane sugar crystal.
Well that’s fucking stupid
But is it enough to get through to the next round?
When’s the masterchef audition?
You should be sorry.
A stunning elevation of a British classic, you’re through to the next round chef
a great visualization of posh twat
Reminds me of Mark Corrigans ‘’Moroccan’’ dinner.
Looks, and I expect tastes wonderful.
Introduce this to Shoreditch and you will be rich in no time.
*little sandwich police officers rolling out red tape, sectioning off sidewalk* “Traffic accident, nothing to see here, please disperse…”
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Amazing. You should go on Masterchef.
Perfect.
Good job
10/10 👏
Ah, fèves du lard avec pain du grille et fromage mûr.
Exquisite dish.
£16.50 all day.
I would let you do unspeakable things to me for thatb
Dont worry man…..youll find a job soon 👍👍
Gordon Ramsey is that you?
Tom Kerridge would be charging 20 quid for that
Cheese cut with a steak knife too. I like it.
Wow. Do you deliver?
Michelin star quality.
That is an abomination
I think you should pair this with a No. 10 blend aromatic loose-leaf infusion, tempered with a delicate splash of jus-de-vache and modestly sweetened with raw cane sugar crystal.
Well that’s fucking stupid
But is it enough to get through to the next round?
When’s the masterchef audition?
You should be sorry.
A stunning elevation of a British classic, you’re through to the next round chef
a great visualization of posh twat
Reminds me of Mark Corrigans ‘’Moroccan’’ dinner.
Looks, and I expect tastes wonderful.
Introduce this to Shoreditch and you will be rich in no time.
*little sandwich police officers rolling out red tape, sectioning off sidewalk* “Traffic accident, nothing to see here, please disperse…”
Jus not juice, surely.
Should be on The Undateables