Russian with ass full of shrapnel receive first aid by Ukrainian medic.

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1. He is never going to sit right again. Go home young tool of putler….

2. Although it sounds like a topical, it is advisable to hydrate well in summer, because you sweat a lot of fluid and if you have hemorrhoids then these things happen.

3. He saved his ass… literally.

4. “The Army must keep that money cause I still an’t seen a nickel of that million dollars”

5. That is shrapnel from the famous dildo of consequences which always came from behind and not lubed

6. The orc ass needs some salt and vodka washing

7. 🤔 Poetry.

8. Dahm that must have been spicy

9. Million rubles wound right there

10. That’s got to be pretty humiliating for the guy too which is nice, most awful types of men like these Russians would rather their body damaged than their pride, this is delightfully both. He really put the ‘ass’ in ’embarrassment’

11. His ass got lucky it was the Ukrainians that found him. Half of russian wounded are undergoing amputations.

12. “You sat on the black dirt, didn’t you.”

13. “Son. I’m afraid you’re just not going to make it.”

14. Electron magnet at 50 feet.

15. The most important here is WHAT medic says:
    – You will live, blyat. You’re lucky, COLONEL.

16. Compare this to the mutilation that ruzzian orcs do to Ukrainian POW. Don’t ever for a minute think of ruzzian orcs as victims.

17. They saved his ass

18. Medic: Igor I tons you to use a condom
    Igor: really doc, do you think this is a time for jokes?

19. Lucky to still have an ass and a face.

20. We need to give you an MRI hehehe 🙂

21. In Russia shrapnel make you poo!

22. They hit him where God split him.

23. No more bike riding for you Buckaroo

24. His ass received a violent blasting.

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    Of shrapnel.

25. I hope he experienced deep and meaningful penetration, that brought him closer together with his government. #supporthetroops

26. “they called it a million rouble wound, but the army must’ve kept that money cause i ain’t never seen a dime of it.” – vasilliy blyat gumpovich

27. OW! Something bit him!

28. Shrapnel my ass!!!

29. He barely even has a ass lol

30. Imagine, every time he gonna have to shit, he would reinfect the wounds… that does suck..