Lauren Boebert Loses Donors to Republican Primary Challenger

by Alyssaraithel

45 comments
  1. How many of them like the theater? She might be able to win a few back.

  2. Apparently she is willing to give out free HJ’s if that appeals to them.

  3. Primaried or defeated in the next election … the handywoman has got to go 😂

  4. She holds that mic like she is in a theater or something…

  5. She should throw fundraisers at local theaters and auction the seats next to hers for big $$ from creepy old Republican dudes

  6. Last election was a warning for her, and she responded in the most superficial way possible – by taking pictures next to infrastructure projects in her district paid for by a bill she voted against.

    I don’t think she fully appreciates that she’s going to be an uneducated, unemployed, divorced, 37 year old grandmother in a little over a year. And Cletus Boebert is probably going to lose that $600k/yr “consulting” job now that they’re no longer married, so the child support is going to dry up too.

  7. She will be fine. A few meetings at the local theatre will handle this easily….

  8. I guess when she gets voted out she can always go back to snorting cocaine, guzzling beer and shooting at her neighbors

  9. I hope she wins her primary, to lose in the general. If she’s not the nominee, harder to tail against. Incumbency is usually an asset, but in this case…..

  10. Maybe her Ex will float her a loan. He gets $500,000/yr as an Oil Consultant even though he can’t read.

  11. Hopefully she will lose. She has 2 terms in. She’s got to have one more to get the retirement package. (5 years minimum I believe)

  12. “Beat-off-juice! *Beat-off-juice!* **Beat-off-juice!**”

  13. we need new federal regulations on who is allowed to run for office in a district or state. when a crook can simply move to or pretend to move to a place so they can run for an office that should be forbidden. you should need to on records reside in a place for at least five years before becoming eligible to hold office there. this would ensure that a person properly can understand and represent a place as well as preventing infiltrators and extremists like MTG from just shopping around until they find any random district or state as a prop for gaining power.

  14. She should offer them a private showing of Beetlejuice.

  15. Republicans just running for fun and a tv deal. Waste of American’s time and money.

  16. When she’s a civilian again she will open an OF.

  17. Hang on, her virginity is next! sorry ,that was a lost cause long ago…..

  18. She won reelection in her safe district by 500 votes.
    She is at high risk not to win reelection, The republican party and her doners are now looking elsewhere.

  19. Maybe she needs to take the big donors to theater! Then they can each give each other a hand lol.

  20. She’ll probably end up preaching her version of ‘Christian values’ from some pulpit at traveling tent revivals.

  21. She’s probably going to lose the general, and I will be thoroughly amused when that happens, but this one lost me when it tried to turn $17,800 into something significant. That’s a drop in the bucket in congressional races. Clickbait nonsense.

  22. That skank is being Cawthorned. The only sad thing is that her political (and potentially otherwise) sugar daddy, Ted Cruz is not going down with her,

    Oh, and the 15 year old mother of her grandchild will probably have a harder time getting money off of her. I guess that is sort of sad.

  23. She’s gonna fade into obscurity real quick and it’s gonna be awesome

  24. They’ll go back to her once she offers them “Free Boeberts” behind the Garage!

    Bring YOUR lube of choice!!!

  25. She looks like the neice of Larry the Cable guy in that thumbnail.

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