GOP school board candidate caught discussing “fire-breathing” lesbians, “grooming”

by sue_me_please

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  1. Is this in Waukesha? Because it certainly sounds like Waukesha.

  2. Dude I wish lesbians breathed fire! Camping would be so much easier!

  3. >Wilburn hosts the podcast Uncle Tom Talks for The Conservative Daily, a website owned by an election denier named Joe Oltmann. Oltmann thinks public school teachers “recruit kids to be gay” and that LGBTQ+-affirming teachers should be “dragged behind a car until their limbs fall off”

    These people are fucking lunatics. This is the republican party.

  4. I’d like to know why the lesbians have been keeping this fire breathing trick from everyone else. Do we mean nothing to you guys?

  5. Why would he need to be “caught” doing this — isn’t it the entire GOP platform?

  6. Someone needs to claim Fire-Breathing Lesbians as their band name.

  7. Yep. Gay men control the weather and lesbians breathe fire.

    We gained these powers when we stole the rainbow from God and there is absolutely no way he’ll ever get it back, because we have the power now and he loses more every day. Suffer, conservatives.

  8. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one excited at the prospect of fire breathing lesbians.

  9. As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you… “School” is my answer

  10. I truly do not understand how one can spend SO MUCH TIME concerning themselves with the lives of other people.

    No one is recruiting your children. No one is performing surgery on your children. No one gives a *fucking shit* about your children in general, because we’re out living lives that aren’t defined by punching down at marginalized groups.

    I thank the universe every day that I moved out of a conservative hellhole state to a place where no one gives a shit about what I’m doing in the privacy of my own home.

    For folks who claim to love freedom so much, conservatives sure hate it. Fucking clowns.

  11. Fire breathing lesbians – Marvel, we have your next superhero movie!

  12. Taking our school boards back may be more vital in the short term than taking Congress back.

  13. Sounds like they’re pointing the finger in other directions when they should be pointing the finger at themselves

  14. “Fire breathing lesbians” is a compliment of the upmost degree

  15. I wish I breathed fire! I bet I would be less cold all the time!

  16. Fire-breathing Lesbians? Sometimes conservatives have the best ideas.

  17. I’ve known a couple fire breathing lesbians, but we were in a burlesque troupe

  18. ~~DIBS on calling my band Fire Breathing Lesbians~~

    Damnit beaten by hours

  19. So he’s met my sister in Connecticut! Definitely a fire breather variant of lesbian. Bless his heart.

  20. Lol kind of reminds me of the second Borat movie where he had this book full of absurd nonsense about women.

  21. What if he was talking about his character in Builders Gate 3?

  22. Meat for the base, as usual, trans people are a blight on humanity to the Right that must be purged and as LBG individuals are inferior so it tracks in their minds.

  23. Well, as a fire-breathing lesbian I am happy to be acknowledged for once.

  24. So how long till we find out this nutjob is a pedophile?

  25. If I recall the monster manual correctly, the fire breathers are the ones with red dyed hair. The blue hair ones expel lightning, and the green ones use poison gas. Hope he makes his saving throw.

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