Jim Jordan won’t be the next speaker

by IntelligentExcuse5

29 comments
  1. In a less dystopian world, Jim Jordan would answer for being an accessory to sexual abuse. The idea of him 3rd in line to the presidency sounds like Putin’s wet dream.

  2. What will he do with all of his free time? Toss more teen boys to more perverse wolves? Try to overthrow the government again?

  3. He’d stand a better chance of he’d WEAR A JACKET like a grownup

  4. How could House Democrats deny us of a Speaker in these troubled times??

  5. https://archive.ph/PQ48w

    >There’s a coordinated effort among the 55 Republicans who opposed Jordan in an internal conference meeting last week to build on their votes of opposition to ensure that he loses more votes each round, according to three Republicans familiar with the plan. In other words, he loses more votes with each round he holds

    >Jordan has done little dealmaking, multiple Republicans say.

    >As we noted on Wednesday, Jordan has never had to build coalitions. He’s never had to strike a deal. He’s only been a bomb thrower happy to create chaos. He’s not experienced in governing. 

  6. He would need to convince 18 of the 22 holdouts to switch their votes from last time. The Scalise and McCarthy voting block are both bigger than 4. Tough to see a deal that would work for both camps plus several others.

  7. Not everyone wants to give up their job for Gym Jordon. He’s just a bully.

  8. I was actually sitting in the Members Gallery on Tuesday when they held the first vote. When Stefanik mentioned his “illustrious career in athletics” there was an audible groan from both sides. Based on what I saw that day, I’ve never had any doubts that Jordan will never become speaker thankfully

  9. Gym Jordan can absolutely not be the 3rd in line for the presidency

  10. I knew this as soon as trump endorsed him. That’s poison.

  11. In the future everyone should just refer to a sloppy wet shit as a Gym Jordan because that’s all this is at this point, one sloppy wet shit on politics and the general public.

  12. I’m actually loving this national embarrassment. Keep showing the world you can’t do your jobs.

  13. Aye, look at him, he already removed his jacket.

  14. Ohioan here. Thank god. Gym Jordan is a piece of shit that should be in jail, not the Capitol.

  15. He wanted to become speaker during the time he convinced himself that it was possible. He didn’t enter the competition with that as a goal.

    His goal is to undermine democracy. He was integral to the j6 planning because he hopes to make America an oligarchy. The more he can do to demonstrate that democracy does not work the closer he gets. The base doesn’t care that it’s broken because they broke it, they don’t even understand that’s what they are doing. Not that the base would care

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