So apparently all the flooding in Cork is caused by the Gays

by Bill_Badbody

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  1. Any small amount of rain fall dose cause flooding on roads because drains not being maintained. However because of a warmer climate we will have more rain fall and the drainage system can’t cope with this level of rain fall. Also the total lack of green spaces and huge areas of tarmac areas is another factor.

  2. That doesn’t sound like what the post is saying at all

  3. I quite like the idea of some homophobe who thinks we have to choose between maintenance of drains and gays. What a bizarre binary choice to imagine.

  4. The gays, I knew it was them, even though it was the lack of flood defences I still knew the gays caused it!

  5. The drains thing is actually madness. I know people down in Tipp whose houses wouldn’t have been flooded too, if the drains were cleared.

    Government absolutely have the thumb in, and are going to be footing the taxpayer with the bill for repairs, instead of just doing the basics and keeping the drains cleared. In areas known to flood like. Shower of incompetents

  6. me and my LGBT friends go around the city to stuff the drains some more, and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for this meddling Gerard!

  7. Even when it was the torrential rain I knew it was the Gays.

  8. Yes it was us. Fear our wrath! We are the WATER BENDERS.

  9. We all had our suspicions.

    Edit: /s…..thought the sarcasm might show through on this.

  10. Our secret is out, now everyone will know that we summon the rain to create our rainbows

  11. Sorry about that lads, I’ll get the gays to start clearing the drains immediately.

    Shouldn’t have had the parade in June because of unforseen floods that would happen in October. Not like we should point fingers at the government’s inability to organise clearing the drains, just blame the rainbow people.

  12. The Cork pride parade is 35% of the city budget. Everyone knows this.

  13. I can’t imagine being so full of hate that I’d blame flooding on LGBT people.

  14. Sorry but where is the ‘gay’ reference in that post?

    All I see is weeds being mentioned.

  15. All the jizz clogging up the sewers. Makes sense actually.

    /s

  16. TBF the rain was also due to God’s anger with the gays. /s

  17. It’s like the episode of Will and Grace I was watching the gay mafia, imagine them sitting there plotting in secret, who should we fuck with next ? Ah yes the people of Cork and their drainage. /s

    Alternative theory is the county council are a lazy shower of fucks who either didn’t plan on time spent the money elsewhere.

  18. A month of pride and then the floods come coincidence? I think not! Here comes the frogs!

  19. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for the meddling homophobes.

  20. That’s not what this chaps insinuating though. Yeah, don’t get me wrong he has his own agenda and is probably homophobic but his grievance is clearly with the allocation of funds by cork county council. Stupid outrage bait this post.

  21. I had a lad on Twitter last night trying to tell me James Connolly was a white supremacist who hated socialism and that’s why he loved James Connolly.

    Bigots aren’t known for their logic or smarts.

  22. Yes we’re wiping cork off the face of the map. We’re showing all the great contributions we give to the world.

  23. At our yearly AGM (a gay meeting) where every gay in the country meets we decided to divert all the rain from pride month to October. Soz X

    (Yes gays can control the weather)

  24. I think he’s probably pointing out the fact that the city dedicates a lot of resources to events yet largely ignores infrastructure. Can organize pride parades every year but can’t be fucked to clear the drains.

  25. The Gay Agenda:
    1. Fill all (drain) holes
    2. Replace the R in Cork with a C
    3. Water sports in our brand new flooded Cock City

  26. I don’t get that from what he wrote? My understanding of what he’s saying is the council can find money for things that are nice but aren’t basic requirements for a city or town to run smoothly. In other words , perhaps their budgetary priorities are wrong. I would imagine if you asked most LGBT people to forgo a rainbow crossing so the money could be spent to improve drainage they wouldn’t have an issue!

  27. feel like most drains I see in this country look like this 😂

  28. As a bi man in Midleton where does this news leave me? 😳

  29. it’s all the extra water we need to fuel our piss kinks obviously

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