Good evening everyone and welcome to week 5[!](https://imgur.com/rUhZyq7)
As is tradition, Chocolate Week happened on the hottest day of the year. Poor Tasha felt the heat and was forced to drop out for the week due to medical issues.
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So, let’s see the contestants stats:
Baker | Observations | Hollywood handshakes 🤝 | Technical challenges won 🏆 | Star baker crowns 👑 | Week eliminated
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Abbi | Makes better custard creams than Tesco | – | 🏆 | – | Week 3
Amos | Gone too soon | – | – | – | Week 1
Cristy | She is the saboteur | – | – | – | –
Dan | – | – | 🏆🏆 | 👑 | –
Dana | – | – | – | – | –
Josh | Illusion biscuit master | 🤝 | – | – | –
Keith | Makes the messiest biscuits | – | – | – | Week 2
Matty | – | – | – | 👑 | –
Nicky | – | – | – | – | –
Rowan | Chuffin’ ‘eck he’s nice | – | – | – | –
Saku | – | – | 🏆 | – | –
Tasha | Winner of the first handshake | 🤝 | – | 👑👑 | –
by meteoritee
41 comments
I *need* Noels shirt
Who makes their own pastry and who just buys it from the shop
Rowan just needs to survive the double dumping 🤞 but I also fear deeply for him
Oh Lord I gasped at that pie falling over.
And I already fear for Rowan.
Encouraging signs that Rowan will get the boot tbh
The lamer the opening sketches get, the higher the chance of them actually being funny are.
This is my kind of challenge. Love a savoury pie.
Noel is channelling his inner Ross Noble.
Do love a good pie
Glad Tasha is back
Has Noel nicked the jacket off a divorced dad who has really gotten into motorbikes?
Josh reminds me of Caleb Cooper.
Dana’s pies sound amazing.
Potato dauphinoise in a pie?? Sounds amazing
A good pie is as good as any world food
Potato dauphinoise and caramelised onion pie? YES PLEASE
Good evening, my pastry loving pals. Sorry I won’t be able to join you this week, I hope to see you next week for Halloween.
I’m not sure about a dauphinoise pie
Tasha’s sounds delicious
Noel looks like a dad at a festival
That’s a bit close to the bone Noel isn’t it?
I love Saku. She’s so cute and silly
Considering Paul’s track record with young female contestants I wouldn’t be surprised
Tuna around an egg? Nah.
No Saku, don’t make it mild. Give it spice.
Saku is so fucking adorable.
Lamb keema. Get in me.
Yes Dan. Lamb keema pie sounds fantastic.
I made some oozy mince pies last year. They looked like a car crash but tasted amazing.
Tasha’s interpretor signing about her being held in a basement. 😂
Is it not really hot in the tent? She’s wearing a thick hoodie
No such thing as too many pies.
I’ve missed the last two weeks but how is chaotic Nicky still there but Abbie’s not??
Sadly, I’m a little late, who’s pie we fancy the most so far?
What’s everyone eating during this? I have hobnobs
Am glad to see Tasha is back; hoping she does well. 😃
A neat seal is an ideal house guest.
Get a little prick in there 😂
Poached bacon?
Technical should 100% be pie barms
Hasn’t Noel got young kids? No wonder he’s up late.