Madonna says she’s not feeling well seven days into Celebration Tour by External-Recipe-1936 Tags:EntertainmentUnited States 12 comments I mean I don’t feel well and I’m 39 and not doing anything remotely strenuous Retire. She’s done enough. Left a legacy. She has nothing left to prove. Is Madonna a shape-shifter? I swear she looks slightly but noticeably different in every pic. That’s what happens when you are a 100 year old walking mummy full of plastic and cocaine. I mean, that happens when you’re 150 and your entire body is made out of plastic and false eyelashes. Come on girl! You’re old enough to collect Social Security and Medicare! Go on vacation and let the youngsters take over. She looks great at 80 * generic ageist comment * Ugh. Stay home grandma. Botox poisoning. Ya think? I sprain muscles yawning sometimes. Slow ticket sales? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I mean, that happens when you’re 150 and your entire body is made out of plastic and false eyelashes.
Come on girl! You’re old enough to collect Social Security and Medicare! Go on vacation and let the youngsters take over.
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I mean I don’t feel well and I’m 39 and not doing anything remotely strenuous
Retire.
She’s done enough. Left a legacy. She has nothing left to prove.
Is Madonna a shape-shifter? I swear she looks slightly but noticeably different in every pic.
That’s what happens when you are a 100 year old walking mummy full of plastic and cocaine.
I mean, that happens when you’re 150 and your entire body is made out of plastic and false eyelashes.
Come on girl! You’re old enough to collect Social Security and Medicare! Go on vacation and let the youngsters take over.
She looks great at 80
* generic ageist comment *
Ugh. Stay home grandma.
Botox poisoning.
Ya think? I sprain muscles yawning sometimes.
Slow ticket sales?