What setting would you use to cook oven chips?

44 comments

1. I thought it was a washing machine for a second! 😄

2. Clearly the bottom one that shows a pizza 🤣

3. 3rd one, cleary a picture of 2 chips

4. The one with the fish symbols or the two lines would both work

5. Please clean your knob

6. 🐟🍆🍞

7. pizza…

8. 9 o’clock position. Fan oven.

9. 3 o’clock looks like the usual “Conventional Oven” setting.

10. If you can tell us what the oven is, we’ll find you the manual.

    There will probably be a model/serial number type label around the edge of the door.

11. Colored synthetics, 30%

12. 3 o’clock I think is oven. There must be a temperature setting as well? You could also finish with the grill setting to brown them up (wavy lines).

13. Cake setting

14. Fan with three g-strings

    (Top element with fan oven)

15. Fan and grill to preheat (the one at 9 o’clock), then the baking elements to cook (3 o’clock) and put it back to fan and grill in the last 5-7 minutes

16. Fan!

17. 9 o’clock

18. Why has it got a pancakes setting?

19. Honestly, you should just move house

20. 3 o’clock. Clearly has a picture of 2 chips.

    In truth I do think it’s that one by process of elimination. The light bulb one is probably just a plate warming mode or something like that, or even just the light on. The one with arrows pointing down from the top is likely the grill, the same but with a fan will be fan assisted grill. The others show specific food items.

21. Fishauberginepie

22. I wouldn’t bother, they always taste shit

23. Where’s your air fryer? I thought everyone had an air fryer now.

24. 9 o’clock

25. Save yourself a fortune in cash and time.

    Get an air fryer. It’s called an air fryer but it’s really just a small oven.

26. Use an air fryer til they’re done.

27. I’d use 3 oclock for oven

28. That light bulb looks like it has some vicious rays coming out of it. Try that

29. RTFM

30. Everything cooks at 180*C for 18mins

31. Tip the cooker up
    Fill it with oil
    Then cook on pizza mode

32. Cake

33. Good to see you took your oven out of “Park” first

34. 9 o’clock. Fan assisted top heating

35. Put it in P for park

36. I’d use the “buy a cheap modern oven” setting. Seriously, it makes a world of difference.

37. The triangles with fan.

    Fan ovens all the way, baby!

38. ,9 o’clock. Fan assisted electric

39. If you know the brand of the oven look up the name, seach through photos till you find your one. Then you can look up the user manual. Looks confusing!

40. Wife says double chip (3 o’clock)

    Not fish/banana/sandwich

41. These are the controls of a Cylon spaceship.

42. Ok, the dial matches the points on a compass, so I’ll use that for description rather than the clock. The only one I have no idea about is South East, and I’m a little iffy about what a couple others do.

    North: Off
    North East: Light only
    East: Standard Oven
    South East: ??? Oven for fish, aubergine and pies/clams/casserole?
    South: Pizza setting. I’d guess oven and grill both on, to cook from the top and bottom at the same time.
    South West: Grill
    West: Fan assisted grill. (I don’t know why you’d need two grill options?)
    North West: Cake / Baking setting. (No idea why this is different to oven, or other oven settings?)

    For chips, I’d just go East. The only difference between East and South East I can think of is one of them is fan assisted (we know the oven has a fan because of the West option) but I have no idea which is which.

43. I just use the pizza setting on the one I acquired when moving house and it works fine for everything! 😂

44. The one on the right but you can only do two at a time.