Trump Forgets Which City He Is in During Iowa Campaign Speech

by beholdthefield

38 comments
  1. Wait, wait, wait, he said he finished wars, so that means we can blame our Afghanistan exit on him?

  2. He thinks it’s spelled “Sue City” because that’s the city his brain lives in.

  3. Crickets from republicans about Trump’s metal fitness

  4. But his followers do not care.

    But if they didn’t care about the rape, treason, lying, fraud, this won’t do it.

  5. trump is losing his grip and his mind. He can’t be trusted in office.

  6. Does Trump have severe dementia? Advanced syphilis? Both?

  7. He’ll just sharpie “Sioux City” over “Sioux Falls” on the map.

  8. I am so disgusted by the gratuitous praise that these brainless chucklefucks heap upon the Orange One.

  9. He just slurs his way through every word-salad speech now.

  10. Can you believe he’s going to win this state easily in November again, though?

  11. I’m surprised Trump would even go to a place called “I owe wha”?

    (OK, that was a stretch)

  12. This has always been the impetus of the “Biden dementia” memes. Biden has had a stutter his whole life and in his effort to speak through his stutter will misspeak. Clipped the right way – this will make him seem forgetful.

    Not that his age isn’t a legit issue… but you could clip speeches from the 70s the way it’s done now to make him seem like he has memory issues. Speaking at length he seems fine aside from using weird old guy references and phrases.

    On the other hand – Trump speaking at length is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever heard. Even crazier if you read a transcript. Guy couldn’t hold a glass of water for a while – what was that?? Thinks Obama stole the 2020 election? That he beat W in 2016? Thinks Orban is Turkey’s president? Thinks Turkey shares a border with Russia? Guy is on another planet.

  13. It was funny when Spinal Tap did it. Not so much now.

  14. Trump probably couldn’t point to Iowa on a map of Iowa. He’d say it’s the wrong map, then later back pedal and say it was just a poor quality map. He has just the best maps you know, people call from all over the place just saying “Mr. President you have the BEST maps” because they know I know all about the best maps

  15. This is awesome.

    If Biden did this it would be wall to wall coverage on Fox for a week.

  16. Actually, that’s a true sign of a stable genius they have no clue of where they are in reality… He is too smart to realize geographically where he is standing currently.

  17. Imagine the Fox News reports if Biden messed up the city.

    “Dementia Joe can’t even remember what city he is in!”

  18. If Biden made this mistake it would be on a loop on every newstation and no not just Fox News.

  19. “Bumblefuck, Bumblebee, what’s the difference? Look at me, here’s a letter of support I got from the bassist of Slipknot”.

  20. That’s how he’ll get out of paying for security. No I was in (insert random city) instead.

  21. He called the town of Paradise in CA “Pleasure” when visiting the town destroyed by fire. He has handlers, staff and many others that brief a President for every place and event they go to and he still blows it.

  22. This bastard stole the last eight years of our lives by forcing our country into a perpetual psychotic nightmare. Fuck Trump. He deserves to FINALLY fall and flail like the weak little scum-sucking worm he is.

  23. I’d say that Trump is pretty shook-up this weekend due to the news that Ivanka is going to have to testify in the NY fraud case.

  24. who cares.

    why is this a story? it doesn’t matter what he says to his cult followers.

  25. He could say “and I’m displeased to have to spend anytime all in this absolute shithole you call a town just to talk to the rubes” and they would all still line up to vote for him.

  26. He wouldn’t be caught dead in Iowa except there’s a bunch of marks there to swindle.

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