If Ukrainian spies/infiltrators launched an operation to free this raccoon and he turns up in Kiev in a month I am going to absolutely going to laugh my ass off to death.
ISW reporting on the welfare of a raccoon.
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this belongs on r/NonCredibleDefense
if he makes it back to Ukraine forces, it will be the escape story of the century
The legendary raccoon raid
$212,000 is not enough money to reward the families of Russian Forces with onion bags from just the past few weeks.
The Racoon was liberated.
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Edited: Liberated not defected
This was a display of ukrainian special forces.
The Raccoon being on a behind the lines operation had finished his mission and needed to be extracted . The special forces went in on this dangerous assignment as no Raccoons are ever left behind. We would like to give our congregation on a mission well done.
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦.
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
“ISW is unable independently to confirm reports of the raccoon’s whereabouts or actions” must be the strangest statement I have seen in two years of ISW reports.
Raccoons are smarter than dogs. They use tools with their hands. This raccoon is absolutely a special forces operator. Mission Accomplished!
He got shut down because he was Agent Raccoon’s *useful idiot* for far too long.
Forget the pandemic of 2020 and 2021. As for 2022 and 2023, yeah things got grim at times. But 2024, still 2 months away, is shaping up to be a hell of a year ! 🦝
Ivan probably ate it. It’s better than canned pig snout.
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Poor animal, fucking leave him be.
If Ukrainian spies/infiltrators launched an operation to free this raccoon and he turns up in Kiev in a month I am going to absolutely going to laugh my ass off to death.
ISW reporting on the welfare of a raccoon.
​
this belongs on r/NonCredibleDefense
if he makes it back to Ukraine forces, it will be the escape story of the century
The legendary raccoon raid
$212,000 is not enough money to reward the families of Russian Forces with onion bags from just the past few weeks.
The Racoon was liberated.
​
Edited: Liberated not defected
This was a display of ukrainian special forces.
The Raccoon being on a behind the lines operation had finished his mission and needed to be extracted . The special forces went in on this dangerous assignment as no Raccoons are ever left behind. We would like to give our congregation on a mission well done.
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦.
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
Free the Raccoon !
“ISW is unable independently to confirm reports of the raccoon’s whereabouts or actions” must be the strangest statement I have seen in two years of ISW reports.
Raccoons are smarter than dogs. They use tools with their hands. This raccoon is absolutely a special forces operator. Mission Accomplished!
He got shut down because he was Agent Raccoon’s *useful idiot* for far too long.
Forget the pandemic of 2020 and 2021. As for 2022 and 2023, yeah things got grim at times. But 2024, still 2 months away, is shaping up to be a hell of a year ! 🦝
Ivan probably ate it. It’s better than canned pig snout.