Had a friend just say that Swords is “down the country”

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  1. I once met a guy who had never left Dublin his whole life.

    He’d gone on holidays to Spain and Italy and the like. But never gone outside of Dublin as far as he could remember in his 20 something year existence.

    This was why he truly believed that Kildare (the county) was entirely within the phoenix park.

    He’d met people from Kildare, gotten to know a few. But because he’d never been outside of his local area he failed to understand that Kildare was its own county, outside of Dublin, and was a larger landmass than county Dublin altogether.

    His mind was blown again when he met someone from Cork in our office. And found out that Cork is several hours drive away.

    Part of me believes he was putting it on a bit. But part of me believes he really was that much of a goon.

  2. In recent years I’m seeing more and more Dublin people refer to Maynooth as being out in the country. I have some snooty relatives from there that I take a little bit of pleasure in knowing they’re the culchies now.

  3. Anything outside the M50 is beyond the Pale, as those culchies in Tallaght can no doubt attest.

  4. Swords is a weird place tho. Very inbred.

    I was the same when I moved to donabate from finglas, went down the hearse Rd and thought I was in the middle of rural Ireland 😂 “the stars” fucking idiot.

  5. The people most likely to conflate towns with the countryside are the politicians from those very areas. The way some of them go on, you’d swear every single one of their constituents lives in the middle of nowhere, and any urbanist policy is an attack on their very existence.

  6. I used to be slagged when I was young being called a culchie and saying I wasn’t actually from Dublin.

    I grew up in donabate

  7. Technically there is a small bit of countryside between Swords and the Northern Suburbs. But no more than Bray, or Greystones.

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