“Sexual anarchy”: New House Speaker Mike Johnson showcases the incel-ization of the modern GOP | The Louisiana congressman’s career has been centered around his bitter obsession with other people’s sex lives

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  3. Republicans are far too interested in other people’s genitals to be allowed to use public restrooms.

  4. This tiny, sanctimonious twerp needs to go immediately. Maybe slap with with a Bible, then shove it up his puckered, incel ass.

  5. So, how long until he is discovered blowing random guys at a bus station?

  7. I think he is gay but is hiding in plain sight. Wouldn’t be the first religious married man to try too hard to hide it.

  8. Because he has a boyfriend that he wants no one to know about.

  9. He is rabidly anti LGBTQ and is a Christian Nationalist.

    Thiel feels he’s rich enough to be protected.
    I wonder if the regular non billionaire Log Cabin Republicans are panicking or if they are still deluded into believing they are safe and special? Many of them threw their trans brothers and sisters under the bus. They are collaborators desperate to prove their fealty.

    Well “now they came for me.”

  11. So what’s that now about a 40 year old black man living with him?

  14. I’m saying it now – that guy is the next “Jared from Subway.”

  15. If your state doesn’t rank in the top ten in positive metrics you shouldn’t be able to hold any additional positions. Would solve a lot of this ridiculous garbage….

  18. I have a very well developed “gaydar” that keeps going off with Mike Johnson. Just sharing.

  21. Closeted people are the worst bigots because they think their own hearts are wrong.

  22. How long before we learn his search history is nothing but gay porn?

  23. I just don’t understand why so many people cannot mind their own business. What people do in their home is not the business of ANYONE, especially government!

  24. Imagine how different this world would be if conservatives worldwide enjoyed having sex and ogling women.

  27. Ohh boy this man has some secrets. Nobody who goes this hard against the private love life of other people is being fully honest.

  28. This guy is going to be such a boon to the Democratic Party

  29. That’s what the American people want your views on their sexual preference in their lives. I believe there’s a lot more serious issues than that sir. Let’s start with the dysfunctioning of the House of representatives utter chaos.

  32. Because focusing on the weirdness of people who have sex, and enjoy it, has always fascinated/disgusted the overly repressed loser with a permanent depression smile stitched to his face.

  35. What stands out to me is that his wife was not present for such an important occasion.

    It just adds fuel to the fire . Gay? Womanizer?

  37. “Liberal Love-In: Baton Rouge Protesters Host ‘Affection Session’ on Courthouse Steps to Combat Johnson’s ‘War on Sex'”

    In an audacious display of civil disobedience, a determined group of protesters convened at the state capitol in Baton Rouge yesterday. Their mission? To boldly defy House Speaker Mike Johnson’s contentious stance on individual sex lives. The protesters chose a rather unorthodox form of protest, which they referred to as an “Affection Session”.

    “This isn’t anarchy,” shouted organizer Barry Freenlove, draped only in a rainbow flag. “It’s an emphatic demonstration of love, unity, and freedom!!”

    Eager onlookers watched as couples, both gay and straight, engaged in shocking acts of public sex on the courthouse. The protesters stripped naked then proceeded to suck, kiss, and hump each other very loudly. Not after too long, there was a giant pile of naked people on the courthouse steps.

    “We’re taking back love!” cried activist Lola Heartthrob, who handed out rainbow and American flag condoms to passersby. “We are thrusting ourselves into this full throated” he yelled just before he threw off his clothes and leaped onto the pile.

    Even the local pigeons seemed a tad flustered by the unprecedented romantic spectacle, while some elderly onlookers watched in amazement.

    The police did eventually show up to stop the protest however claimed they were too grossed out to actually arrest anyone. “I aint going anywhere near that,” said officer grady who had a giant tent pole visible in his pants and a slight smile on his face.

    When reached for comment, Mike Johnson’s office declined to opine on the “Affection Session.” Still, one anonymous staffer was overheard saying, “At least they were nice enough to spray the steps with sanitizer after the protest.”

    As sun set, the protesters dispersed, leaving behind a sea of rose petals, reminding Baton Rouge of love’s defiant power in the face of political adversity.

    /s

  38. 100 percent this guy will have a gay or pedo sex scandal.

  40. From now on we are going to require two inspectors to observe all sexual activities of all individuals under level three governmental status. All individuals who are suspected of noncompliance will be executed by burning at the stake.

  41. We will eventually find out that he banged everything from the LGBT community and diddled kids too. It was probably all done in research for the church.

  43. I’d be absolutely astonished if he turned out not to be gay.

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