Is there a reason these things are still around? Does anyone actually buy the stuff from them? Also I’d expect to see one in pub toilets, not Cinemas.

by SunShineKid93

41 comments

  1. Doesn’t say anything about it being for your cock. That’s your own filthy mind assuming that. Maybe someone wants to propose at the end of the film?

    But at least you can pay in old and new pound coins.

  2. Get a pack of tic tacs it’s cheaper than pic and mix

  3. Funnily enough I saw one just the other day. Just to confirm I mean the machine, not a vibrating cock ring. It was in a supermarket toilets of all places!? Who goes for a piss while out shopping and thinks to themselves “You know what I really need? A cock ring”

  4. “Old & New”…awfully responsible of them to sell to recycle jonnies.

  5. Not a cinema its an orgy palace, why no wet wipes though, after going through that lot in the vip seats the place will be minging.

  6. Okey dokey then. Cheese and onion flavour, Union Jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.

  7. What film _were_ you about to see, out of curiosity?

  10. Remember the jokey options? Like an elephant Johnny etc? A trunk for you spunk trunk.

  11. Have I been doing cinema visits wrong all these years?

  12. Shagging in a toilet seems so uncomfortable and gross, are people really that desperate? Can’t you wait until you get home?

  14. I took Mendurance before doing a race. Very embarrassing with a massive boner.

  16. Well done for redacting out the contact details. The purveyors and service engineers of cock ring machines deserve their privacy too,.

  20. Tic-tacs there looking like the meek uni grad dressed up for a night out in a rough estate pub

  24. A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.

  27. Cheese and onion flavour, Union Jack tickler it is! Bagsy me first go with it!

  28. I suppose there is the chance you take a lass out to the cinema.. It goes well and you think “Ah fuck I don’t have any at home”. Suddenly this thing saves you a small fortune in bringing up a kid… I assume shes too embaraced to see you wearing a cockring you don’t get any in this case..

  29. Don’t let them see you take the tictacs in. They’ll think you brought them from home and arrest you on the spot.

  31. I mean the bigger problem here is, who has three £1 coins in their purse/wallet in this day and age.

  32. Don’t think you have to use it in the cinema, maybe after. You do you though.

  33. 🤷 if it helps one person not catch an std then that’s a positive. What’s the harm

  34. Saw the big bold £1 thing and was going to say I’d absolutely have bought one of everything for a quid each, very disappointed to realise what it actually said.

    Love a good bargain.

  35. If they didn’t sell then they wouldn’t be there

  36. Whoever thought of the catchy name ‘Mendurance’ is a genius!

  37. I’d buy the vibrating ring so I could turn that 4DX experience into 5DX.

  39. £3 for Tictacs, the worlds gone mad, would you rather a crotchgoblin or fresh breath same price

  41. Ah yes a shittonn of intercourse stuff and then you have the modest tic tac

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