You’ve just won this. What are you still not buying?

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1. Prime

2. Reddit Gold or Premium

3. Marmite

4. Common sense. Those are old notes so can’t be used for anything

5. YouTube Premium.

6. YouTube premium

7. Your mom’s Onlyfans.

8. PS5, I’m waiting for the Slim Version

9. TV licence

10. Mini rolls at full price

11. The Conservative party’s bullshit. Labour either….

12. A house 🙁

13. The Daily Mail

14. Not buying cigarettes or anything you can smoke because shit is bad for your lungs. Also prime but never had it.

15. Freddos

16. A Tesla or BMW

17. Prime

18. Plastic carrier bags.

19. I Lamborghini they’re overrated if I’m gonna buy a super car I’m getting a mclaren or an Aston Martin

20. Branded T-shirts.

21. Freddos

22. Enough fucks to give

23. Prime

24. Not buying Prime.

25. Tories and their raise in national insurance and council tax.

26. WinRAR

27. SKY tv subscription

28. Crocks.

29. Twitter

30. Juice plus

31. Freddo

32. It.

33. I’d spend all of it on a solid gold suit of armour to wear to work

34. McDonald’s breakfast

35. A house cus it won’t be fucking enough nowadays

36. Lurpak

37. The Sun “Newspaper”

38. Full price häagen-dazs

39. Diet juice

40. Gas and electric. There isn’t enough heat one room there

41. Anything by apple

42. Blue check

43. Captain America shield. Don’t trust myself not to throw and break it

44. Alcohol