Good evening everyone and welcome to week 6[!](https://imgur.com/rUhZyq7)

Last week was pastry week and poor Rowan had a mare in the showstopper which led to him leaving the tent alongside Nicky.

So, letโ€™s see the contestants stats:

Baker | Observations | Hollywood handshakes ๐Ÿค | Technical challenges won ๐Ÿ† | Star baker crowns ๐Ÿ‘‘ | Week eliminated
—|—|—|—|—|—
Abbi | Makes better custard creams than Tesco | – | ๐Ÿ† | – | Week 3
Amos | Gone too soon | – | – | – | Week 1
Cristy | She is the saboteur | – | – | ๐Ÿ‘‘ | –
Dan | Triple technical challenge winner | – | ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† | ๐Ÿ‘‘ | –
Dana | – | – | – | – | –
Josh | Illusion biscuit master | ๐Ÿค | – | – | –
Keith | Makes the messiest biscuits | – | – | – | Week 2
Matty | – | – | – | ๐Ÿ‘‘ | –
Nicky | Has a great accent | – | – | – | Week 5
Rowan | Chuffinโ€™ โ€˜eck heโ€™s nice | – | – | – | Week 5
Saku | Is a Jedi | – | ๐Ÿ† | – | –
Tasha | Winner of the first handshake | ๐Ÿค | – | ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ | –

by meteoritee

43 comments
  1. Love a Bundt cake. Got a Little mould I use to make sweet rolls from Skyrim haha

  2. I’m thinking getting the correct amount of thyme is going to be the biggest challenge here.

    Way too easy to have too much or too little. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

  3. Every time I think I could go on bake off, I remember the technical exists and I know for a fact I would forget every recipe for a cake or pastry or whatever I know immediately

  4. FUCKING HELL NOEL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Noel just smashing the place up. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  6. Saku likes cricket, not football. She could certainly bowl more accurately than Noel.

  7. Buns with spices in them and a lemon drizzle with some thyme. Hoping for a good showstopper challenge as it seems a bit flat

  8. How can they not tell them how much Thyme to use, and then have different opinions on what is the right amount?

  9. I can’t hear “into the groove” within hearing that Madonna song

  10. Emergency advice needed – made instant custard earlier for fast access during Bake Off. It’s too runny, can this be fixed?

    eta: I will add cornflour tomorrow. Can’t be arsed right now.

  11. ‘A floral dessert’

    This whole week has been fucking rubbish

  12. I think I’d do something with Turkish delight for this one myself.

  13. I still can’t figure out what the theme is meant to be beyond “put a flower on a cake”.

  14. Wait, what was the problem with the opera cake?

  15. … I hope someones checked these are all edible

  16. Bloody hell. Is Alison flirting with Matty again?!

  17. Is there any explanation for Tashaโ€™s sudden muteness?

  18. BF just complained about the size of the ovens. Says theyโ€™re pokey council flat ovens.

  19. The baking gods were punishing Dan’s hubris for claiming he was making an opera cake

  20. Cristy doesn’t have good luck with moulds, goodness me

  21. Paul clearly didnโ€™t see her tiny USB fan thatโ€™ll keep the white chocolate icy cold

  22. Think Christy needs to just do a James Acaster and say ‘bon appetit’

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