GOP Account Attacks Joe Biden For (Checks Notes) Celebrating Halloween

by calculating_hello

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  1. I wonder how many photos there are of camera hound Trump at Halloween social events over his lifetime….

  2. They’re mad that him giving candy to kids on Halloween is socially acceptable, while them giving candy to kids out of a windowless van isn’t.

  3. It’s a fun holiday. Too bad there are a bunch of goofy conspiracies about how it is “satanic.”

  4. The GOP attacked our last competent president for the color of his suit and birth certificate so it tracks

  5. There’s no bottom, zero, none for these people: zero.

  6. The gop crying about something a Democrat did. Color me shocked.

  7. Oh ffs! I have MAGA neighbors and they’re out there greeting kids and handing out candy just like I am. GOP has officially lost touch with thier own base.

  8. Conservatives are simultaneously outraged that he’s doing too much in the Middle East while also not doing enough in the Middle East. I don’t think he can do anything that will satisfy them since they are all delusional.

  9. Trump was never able to hand out candy because Mar-a-Lago won’t let kids on the golf course.

  10. Ugh. This headline sounds exactly like a generic Reddit comment and it makes me never want to visit the news section again.

  11. Let them be enraged. It’s a waste of their energy and makes them look dumber.

  12. I wonder if he doesn’t put his arm around women/girls anymore during photos because of all the crap the right was saying about it. Now they just say he doesn’t know he’s supposed to be in the photo.

  13. Fuck. I mean, we all know the GOP are the Gender Police, but now they’re the Fun Police, too? Lighten up, you pack of old fascist geezers.

  14. I wonder if the president’s hat is bullet proofm?..

    *Yes, im high.

  15. Only offensive thing I witnessed this holiday was a dude pointing out a pride flag on a neighbor’s porch. He all but spat on the ground while saying “*That* person teaches our children..” in disgust. Even as he watched his son scamper up a walkway to happily score a treat from the porch that bore the flag.

    That teacher would likely teach our children acceptance of human diversity, if they were to acknowledge the topic at all. Meanwhile, the father may be unintentionally teaching prejudice and hate, which are both synonymous with fear.

  16. That’s the difference in a president and a party that can relate to the people and a party that only cares about billionaires and fuck the rest of us

  17. That’s funny. I seem to remember a few years ago when their god emperor placed a chocolate bar on an inflatable minion’s head like some sort of imbecile.

  18. It must be so depressingly decrepit to live the life those trolls face each morning…

  19. At this rate, he should just troll them (like joining truth social) and distract them from any real work- not that they do any real work.

  20. I keep thinking the X in the top right corner of a tweet is to close it.

  21. Didn’t the fucknut set candy on a kids head like a shitty dog trick? I’m not buying the Biden Halloween story

  22. “Biden drops candy as he is startled by child’s Halloween costume”

    I remember last year there was something about how Biden was “lost” and had to have a kid “give him directions” at an event.

    Have these people never interacted with small children? Did their grandfathers just beat them with a stick or something?

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