What Is Happening With Mike Johnson’s Money? A new report reveals House Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t have a single bank account. So where the hell is his money?

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  1. Using church coffers to launder money, just like 80% of churches.

  2. A republican failing to file accurate financial disclosures? Unthinkable!

  3. I don’t have a single bank account either… < looks over shoulder for the IRS >

  5. Who tf is cashing checks for this guy if he’s not using a banking institution? And what is he doing with all that cash? Does he have gold bars buried in his back yard? How does someone get to that age and position without any apparent financial history?

  7. I’ve been following American politics for a long time and this guy creeps me out more than any of the others ever have. Scott and Gosar are pretty close, but at least they are easy to read

    This guys a sneaky little fucker and definitely up to no good

  9. What could go wrong making the fifth choice guy nobody vetted Speaker of the House?

    Every wild ass skeleton this guy has in his closet is about to come out.

  11. No wonder he’s for cutting IRS funding to support Israel.

    There’s no way this guy doesn’t have a bank account, and the fact that it’s taken him becoming speaker to shed light on his fraudulent financial disclosures just shows that a complete overhaul of the system that oversees Congress needs to take place.

  13. Maybe related story, but Johnson’s former employer, the Alliance Defending Fascism, has complained about christian groups having their bank accounts shut down by the bank. So I guess christian bakers and website designers can decide who they want to do business with, but banks can’t. Funny how that works.

  14. Guess we know why he wants to defund the IRS. Mike needs a forensic audit.

  15. He gave it all to the poor? His dog ate it? It feel out of his bank account getting out of the bank? He left a big tip? His mom took it from him because he was bad? No wait! Sorry folks! He’s Christian, I forgot. They simply can’t be bad by definition.

    “Hey Torquemada, whaddaya say?”

    “I just got back from the auto-da-fé” 🥰

  16. My bet is that it’s direct deposited into his “ministry” account, untaxed.

  17. I work in government and if I don’t do my financial disclosure I just get fired. Funny how that works.

  19. Don’t ask where his money is. Just sign this bill that defunds the IRS.

  20. For the sake of our Democracy I hope they find a mother load of shit on this Christo fascist clown. Maybe start with where his offshore accounts are . This creep ain’t working for free that’s for sure, donations from the rich vulture class are going somewhere.

  21. Found this on wiki about the guy, “The state is right to discriminate between heterosexual and homosexual conduct”.

    “Is right” and “has the right” are complete opposite coordinates on my moral compass.

  22. He’s George santos but with intelligence and cunning. The things he’s probably been getting away with would give Santos a hard on.

  23. It’s important to point out him and his wife apparently don’t have a bank account that meats the filing requirements. Which is like having at lest 5k in the account. So either this guy is dead broke (doubt) or he funnels his money somewhere else. Like maybe he donates his money to a “charity” and this “charity” technically owns his house, car, and pays for all his living expenses. There’s no way this guys living paycheck to paycheck.

  24. I can think of a few ways to discover his account if they put in a little work

  25. Mike Johnson is what you get when you order Crispin Glover from Wish

  27. His congressional pay must be in bags of cash?

  28. Probably in some church bank account where he doesn’t pay any Federal taxes…

  29. Another Republican who thinks he’s doesn’t have to play by the rules.

    Condoned by his supporters who couldn’t care less about ethics as long as their team can score some points.

  30. Wait a minute, he’s reported no bank accounts for… YEARS!?

    How many other representatives claim to not have a fucking bank account!? While theoretically possible, it’s practically impossible. This should be a MAJOR red flag triggering scrutiny of any representative.

  31. Tbh even the name Mike Johnson sounds about as legit as George Santos

  32. Hey, what’s the big deal, Jesus didn’t have a bank account! /s

  33. He has so many people digging in his shit right now. Hope he’s as Christlike as he portrays.

  34. For the party if nothing to hide. They sure like to hide everything but their opinions..

  35. Folks, there’s nothing to see here. It’s perfectly normal to not have bank accounts. Just like it’s perfectly normal for a single 23-year-old white man to “adopt” a 14-year-old black man and not actually file any adoption papers. It’s all just normal shit that guys like Mike get up to.

  36. so there’s just…no vetting process whatsoever to be 2nd in line to the president? Because somebody this wealthy and powerful with no visible income stream is a HUGE RED FLAG

  37. This kind of makes you wonder if our disclosure rules have any meaning. Remember all the years Trump was unable to provide tax returns because they were in contention (audit)? Is this really the kind of astute money manager we want directing budgeting of our government. Many questions and zero answers. Maybe it can be found in the Bible.

  38. Congress should withhold hi paycheck until there’s an explanation

  40. This dude was the point, they used Jordan to wear people down and his name recognition made him a no way, then they slide this guy in who is so unknown his own party had to look him up.

    Turns out this guy is so far right he makes Jordan look like AOC.

  42. The US gov has to have an account to direct deposit his check to… He’s lying

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