Post-Match Thread: 1. FC Saarbrücken vs. FC Bayern München – DFB Pokal 2023/24 Round 2

41 comments

1. Embarassing

2. I got nothing to say. Awful!

3. Jesus Christ how do you lose to a 3rd tier team

4. Lmao Tuchel out pls

5. Embarrassing

6. Why rthe fuck not sub in Harry fucking Kane in that game? He didnt notice we had a hard time scoring and have the best 9 in the fucking world?
   Fuck the field and fuck Tuchels decisions.

   Absolute fucking embarassment all around.

7. Unacceptable.

8. It’s as much the players fault as the manager

9. …what an embarrassment…

10. What the hell did I just witness

11. Some people are still Tuchel in LMAO

12. I’m genuinely at a point where I legit hate at least 5 players in this club. Never seen a group of such overpaid stupid individuals before. Fuck Tuchel, fuck the board, and fuck this batch of players. Even a donkey should be able to coach FC Bayern to a win against a 3rd division team

13. Guys I think the Kane curse is real

14. It‘s okay guys, at least Tuchel gets the results

15. The treble is in danger!

16. when was the last time we didn´t completely embrass ourselves in the pokal?

17. Imagine u buy a 100 Million striker and dont bring him in.

18. The treble is in danger. For real get Tuchel the hell out of this team. He’s horrible. He’s been bad his entire tenure and it’s not changing.

19. Drittes Jahr in Folge.

20. This is the worst of all these early exits but this is on the players, not the coach. Come on now. They should stomp a 3rd division side regardless.

21. If we do fire Tuchel, what do we do?

    P.S. Bringing back Jupp Heynckes not an option

22. Realistically someone should be punished for this. It’s unacceptable to lose to a third division side. Absolutely fucking unacceptable

23. WTF what was Tuchel waiting for with Kane?

24. This Bayern has no teeth, no balls, no identity.

25. I’m glad we have many centerbacks. Such depth, much wow!

26. Bayern have the best striker in the world and Tuchel wont even sub him in haha

27. and even worse, we lost de ligt because of that shitty pitch

28. I am just mad.
    Wtf were we even doing?! What was Tuchel’s plan? Why no Kane? Wtf were our players doing?
    So many misplaced passes, so few won duels. No one can fucking shoot.
    What an embarrassment.

29. Pitch quality, squad depth, injury to Dr Ligt – I get that these are factors but against a team TWO divisions below, these should all be secondary. You face a team two divisions below you and you can’t find a solution? That is fucking abysmal.

30. First off: looking forward to all the well earned shittery the next days at the office.
    Second: We have a fucking big problem. Our team has no creativity and no ability to pass the ball.
    What makes it worse: out players are soft as shit.

    I totally believe that it is way too comfy at our club. We need fresh blood in our team and get rid of a few people.

31. I will never ever understand why he loaned Stanisic out.

32. Bring back hansi flick

33. The DFB Pokal in last years is the best proof that we don‘t have that mia san mia mentality anymore. The difference with this mentality and we one where we would easily reach every semi final is so obvious. But i really don‘t know what has changed that much.

34. I said this in the match thread but I really don’t understand not starting a strong 11, securing the result the subbing people out. Out of the pokal 3 years in a row.. yeesh

35. Bring Flick back 😎

36. This one is on tuchel.

    Starting krätzig, starting sarr, subing gnabry for sane, not subing Kane – all turned out to be mistakes

37. We better make Kane win something. Legit I was on the Tuchel’s boat but it’s impossible, lad just make dumb shit every single match, at this point I don’t know what’s the problem with this team, are the players? Tuchel? the board? fuck man, I’m soooo mad.

38. I don’t understand how we are so bad?

    We have some of the best players in the world, and at times we just look clueless. I don’t know if this is on Tuchel, the players, or the fact our team never ever take the Pokal seriously. I don’t even know.

39. This is a massive embarrassment for Bayern. Tuchel needs to go. But who replaces him?

40. Even as a big Tuchel supporter, this a tough one to swallow and the question needs to be asked if he’s Bayerns future.

    That being said, even without any coach, the quality of Bayerns players should be enough to run over a third league team. I am absolutely shocked how bad they play. It’s not even the tactics it’s the complete lack of spirit and fire. No hunger. Nothing.

    And I do not know who or what could change that. A coaching issue can be solved, mental issues? That’s harder…

41. Gnabry was clearly not match fit. Choupo absolutely headless out there. Love Tel but was not up for 90 minutes today. Harry Kane not touching pitch against a low block when we need a goal is mind boggling. Horrible pitch, early injury to one of our only true defenders, shite giveaways to gift them goals. What a shit day, can’t believe I left work early for this. That Tuchel hate bandwagon is looking might inviting today..