What Do I Need To Know Now That I’m Welsh?

by GrinAndBeMe

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  1. The ability to find your way home blindfold from Chippy Lane.

  2. Start going by your middle name.

    When you say goodbye, use five or six different phrases in succession.

    Get used to using the phrase “I’ll do in now” for something you plan on doing in the next couple of hours.

    Start eating chips, cheese, and curry sauce after a few pints.

  3. You will no longer order chips or rice. You will order 1/2 chips and 1/2 Rice.

  4. When you get off a bus you must thank the drive, not driver but drive.

    “Cheers drive” is the usual saying.

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