Speaker Mike Johnson’s Obsession With Gay Sex

by KC_8580

45 comments
  1. Tell me you’re ashamed of being a closeted gay man without telling me you’re an ashamed closeted gay man.

    Just come out and be happy Mike.

  2. Nobody thinks about gay sex more than american conservative men. Nobody.

  3. His public opinion: ABOMINATION!!!
    Private opinion: yes, please

  4. It’s all projection and self loathing. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a miserable shit.

  5. White conservative ‘christians’ will never change their beliefs – they want to change people who don’t believe like them, look like them, talk like them, think like them. These people claim they espouse that which is in the bible – like Mike Johnson – and yet they cannot follow the simple ‘teachings’ of a Jew who hung around with a bunch of guys who went on fishing trips, long hiking trips to meet other folks, passing along stories about how hating others not like you isn’t going to get you far in life. They fail to understand the parables in that book they claim is the only one that matters.

    Okay, they are free to practice their ‘religion’ and I am cool with that, but I am also afforded the right not to believe in their ‘religion’ nor practice their ‘lifestyle.’ I ran across an article not too long ago that surveyed people’s church attendance and I thought it somewhat surprising that these numbers are falling quite quickly, and younger people are less inclined to be active in any church. Great news! There will be fewer ‘christians’ hassling me and bending my ear. No such luck – it is precisely people like Mike Johnson who, given the soap box, will whip up a frenzy among fellow ‘christians’ to further marginalize everyone who aren’t like them.

    And perhaps the most asinine and infuriating aspect of the white conservative ‘christian’ is how they wrap themselves in the American flag and call themselves ‘patriots’ and defenders of God’s word.

  6. It’s….. interesting…..how often gay sex is on his mind.

  7. He has no bank accounts, but 15 Grindr profiles.

  8. I bet he knows where to find some good dxck when he needs it

  9. He’s so deep in the closet, he just met a talking lion.

  10. I assume it won’t be long until Matt Gaetz is starting rumors about him too.

  11. It’s going to come out that the black teen he adopted is actually his secret gay lover.

  12. It’s only a matter of time until this guy gets caught in a scandal involving a truck stop bathroom.

  13. “I do believe that there’s a lot of smoke, and where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” James Comer, Republican Congressman

    Tells you all you need to know

  14. I’m think MAGA Mike might be hiding something in his closet.

  15. It seems like all Republican GOPs have an obsession with gay sex.

  16. I saw a chart a while back that showed red states watch way more gay porn. Must be doing research.

  17. Hmmm, adopts a 14 yr old at age 25, wife runs a gay conversion group and apparently she’s controls the money in the family. I think something is up?

  18. It’s called “projection”. Most likely he’s been going through some kind of life long psychological guilt for having “impure” thoughts and ideas that conflict with his religion that he has to go 110% against it to feel better about himself.

  19. You mean like his predecessor, Dennis Hastert, was obsessed with sex crimes against children?

  20. Does it sound like he is running from something in his past that will be answered with “but I was young and unaware…..”?

  21. The gossip is he was a regular at a gay bar in Shreveport for years back before he got into politics. So far just it’s just people saying, yeah, we knew him back when, but I haven’t seen any hard proof.

  22. If conservatives would just come out of the closet and be themselves they would be so much happier. Of course theyre miserable having to live their entire lives in a lie.

  23. I can’t wait to see him reach around the aisle and get stuff done.

  24. He looks gay himself. Im gay and my gaydar is going awfff!

  25. I hope he didn’t forget to delete his grinder profile

  26. You mean the Speaker Mike Johnson that started having a teenage black child come live with him as a single 25 year old man, and later lied that he had adopted him and intentionally kept his likeness from ever making it to public? That Mike Johnson?

    The he Mike Johnson that was part of an insurrection against DEMOCRACY?

  27. This guy gives off major bottom energy, but like a brat. I only pray that he finds a dom that will get him in line.

  28. American conservatives think about gay sex more than I, a gay man, think about gay sex.

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